Introduce yourself

[Copper]

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Occupation: Professional test subject for matresses. Hmmm, sleep... And the other things I probably shouldn't be talking about...

Consider where you're at, man.

Bad Habits: Poking people until they feint.

I usually dodge first, then parry. But gotta watch out for that "Ha-hah!" after the "Ho ho!" *bill snaps upward*

TV Show: Erm... I don't really watch TV, but I used to like Stargate. (Jack O'Neill for the win!!)

Should Marty have gone back to it? Time travel is bad. That's what Jack O'Neill would think. And you know, O'Neill is always right, even when he's the only one left.

Yeah, he'll fit in well with some of us.

 

[ToxicShock]

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AHH! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK!


Someone fetch me a spray

 

[Newbie]

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We've become popular for some reason! I liked it before it was cool!

 

[lurker]

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Strangely enough, Newbie isn't a newbie anymore. He has in effect become a paradox, an anomaly of the forum universe that refuses to make any sense and lives in a world where to go east you must walk south or run north, and to go west you must jump up. Water floats in the sky and boats move across the clouds that squirm through the grass.

Like the Lurker that doesn't lurk?

 

[Newbie]

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Strangely enough, Newbie isn't a newbie anymore. He has in effect become a paradox, an anomaly of the forum universe that refuses to make any sense and lives in a world where to go east you must walk south or run north, and to go west you must jump up. Water floats in the sky and boats move across the clouds that squirm through the grass.

It was bound to happen. Hell I've been about since forum one, under some name or another, since they first locked it down. That's half of why I picked the name.

Like the Lurker that doesn't lurk?

You are fairly lurkish as regulars go, but you're an embarrassment to lurkers everywhere! There's still time! You can yet mend your ways and live up to your namesake!

 

[Kane]

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I usually dodge first, then parry. But gotta watch out for that "Ha-hah!" after the "Ho ho!" *bill snaps upward*

I'm a master when it comes to poking someone. They stand no chance against my terrible onslaught of evil pokey fingers! >=D Combined attacks, distractions and sneaky tactics, those are my tools.

You know, I'd probably make a pretty good tentacle monster...

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Welcome Kane and Darent, I do hope you'll find entertainment in our debauchery ridden forums, along with our off-topicness and sillyness.

and yes... Lurker lives in a similar world to Newbie... except the grass in blue in Lurker's world, wheras its orange in Newbies.

 

[Host]

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Kane LIVES! (Maybe next time, you'll expect an attack by YOUR! OWN! FORCES! *grins*)

REFORMAT YOUR SHIP, FOREMAN!

Oh, shove it, Supervisor. I'm talking to Kane.

I'm a master when it comes to poking someone. They stand no chance against my terrible onslaught of evil pokey fingers! >=D Combined attacks, distractions and sneaky tactics, those are my tools.

Hmuuur, that makes two of us. I also believe Zerospace is reasonably skilled in this department... At least, so claims his sig...

TV Show: Erm... I don't really watch TV, but I used to like Stargate. (Jack O'Neill for the win!!)

Should Marty have gone back to it? Time travel is bad. That's what Jack O'Neill would think. And you know, O'Neill is always right, even when he's the only one left.

Yeah, he'll fit in well with some of us.

Egad! I'll help with bodyguard detail to stop Siphon from molesting him.



darent:

futanary

...

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG....
Suffering... physical... pain....

TV Show: Burn Notice

Huzza! Not many people I know seem to know the show.

Just love tentacles...
Other random trivia: My biggest dream is to be raped by a tentacle monster...

...Oh dear. I fear you will have a very unfulfilled life, as one cannot be raped when one is consenting, now can one? (Or two, or more, for that matter.)

 

[ToxicShock]

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Huzza! Not many people I know seem to know the show.

EVERYONE I know, knows and loves this show, myself included.

 

[Host]

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Pshhaw, what are you, an Ameeerican?

...Oh, right.

No one over here has it as I don't think it's televised. The Internet is for television...

 

[wallpaper]

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Welcome, dudes! Get posting and have fun! 8D

 

[Wonderboy]

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Burn Notice! Yaay!
Season three started on the 6, and I'm literally counting down until the next episode. (4 more days, just four more days and I can have another dose)

 

[Gatorbait]

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Welcome all new people!

 

[Caulder]

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Burn Notice! Yaay!
Season three started on the 6, and I'm literally counting down until the next episode. (4 more days, just four more days and I can have another dose)

Meh. I like the new show, Royal Pains. The pilot episode fucking ruled.

Also. *Dons Black Hand gear and fuel pack, as well as Flamethrower* Purge them with flame!

 

[plmnko]

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welcome to all (kane , darent, miezebieze,Jafar_1989, etc)

 

[Bowser]

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Hello all,
I hadn't noticed this thread.
Good to meet ya all.

I'm here mostly because of a game section redirect. But it's nice to see a smaller and more focused fetish group.

Tentacle sex, the greatest leap of logic of some guy sitting in a sushi restaurant looking at the poster of a girl in a beer ad pondering the word "prehensile".

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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Welcome to the party.

Folks here are strange, but...

...but...

Okay, folks here are strange.

Enjoy.

 

[Nunu]

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We are focused on one fetish? Trust me once you've been here a while you will understand that focus is something most of us aren't capable of.

 

[Caulder]

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Trust me once you've been here a while you will understand that focus is something most of us aren't capable of.

Sig'd

 

[Rea]

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Hello to all new members.

I'm still learning. All the time. I'm slow, that's all.