Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

[lurker]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Lurkers. Wright is such a screw-off he'd probably join them.

10,000 Lurkers with Pizza vs. 10,000 /b/tards with Cake.

Lurkers. The cake is a lie.

Said lurkers vs. OVAR 9,000 Twilight fans

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Far too many twilight fans: they will annoy the lurkers to death.

Far too many twilight fans vs thousands of potatoes falling from the sky.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Potatos! Their good for you!

Raining Potatoes vs The giant monster from neptune

 

[Ryu]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Potatoes. There'd be so many that the monster would be bound to slip on one and break his back.

Raining Potatoes vs A Black Hole

 

[aika]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Obviously the black hole would suck in all the potatoes

Black Hole vs. Chuck Norris

 

[Obeliskos]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

[enter Chuck Norris joke here]

Chuck Norris vs. Zone

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Chuck Norris. He's powerful enough to defeat any type of hentai.

Chuck Norris vs Captain Falcon

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Captain Falcon. He has flames that shoot from his fists.

Captain Falcon vs France

 

[BurntToast]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

France would fucking win because they have the greatest warrior ever born to fight for them. Glass Joe. Glass Joe would destoy Captain Falcon for France.


Glass Joe vs Tingle.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Tingle. Simply because "Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"

Tingle vs Richard Simmons

 

[Obeliskos]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Tingle. KOOLOO-LIMPAH!

Tingle vs Paper Mario

 

[BurningGold]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Paper Mario because Tingle is an ass who charges too fucking much for maps.

Paper Mario vs a pair of scissors

 

[Ryu]

Re: Him vs someone. Winner fights that guy.

Paper Mario wins because of an anti-scissor badge.

Paper Mario vs a paperweight.