Re: Stupid things
One of the stupidest things I've ever done...
Try to break a shopping cart. At first by brute force alone we (My friend and I) bent the inner flap Outward (Major Cause for my future pain)
Then once we realised the steel would no longer bend out of shape... We decided to throw rocks at it... Heavy rocks Very Heavy rocks... From as high as we could throw them from... so we put a 300 pound granite slab inside the now broken cart for easy carrying...
Our plan was to bring it up to a burned up ancient rail road bridge, We would have gotten it along the bridge by rolling the boulder along it... And then Throw the Rock down at the cart... Dumb Idea.
Problem was it had rained a few nights before and the ground was moist... add to this in incredibly heavy grocery cart and uneven terrain and you got yourself a mobility problem... It got stuck... So I did the thing I normally do when front wheels get stuck shift weight on to the back wheels... BIIIIIIG Mistake!
Once I shifted the Weight back the 300 pound slab ran smack into the broken flap, the carts already Leaning at a 45 degree angle supported by me alone... Lets just suffice to say *Kaboom* Cart falls down My hands now pinned in between 300 pounds of granite and a metal grate... Bad Day... Very Bad Day
After hearing the initial
Fuck! my friend turns around and in a rush to help... Accidently crashes into the cart toppling it over... Wrenching my hands to the side...
After much Kicking at the boulder on my end and and pulling on his end we finnally got the damn thing pulled back enough so that I could get my crushed fingers out of there... They were so Deformed looking I just had to say it...
"Cool Ow Fuck That hurt!"
Never before in my life had an Xbox controller felt so cool and wonderful and welcomed in my hands as it did in those weeks when I had to literally Massage the Muscles back into the correct places in all of my fingers.
Hmm... Maybe thats why I still cant do Dragonforce... Stupid Rock!
Ps: Here Burrito I found this a while back and found it funny at the time but never found a chance to use it. so I give to You: