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    Originally posted by Pervy View Post
    Goddamn you really cared about what we wrote way more than at least I for my part did typin it eh.

    What you got to say about this though!
    So, basically,

    Spoiler


    Know what? I'll let a living meme tell you what's what.

    Goddamn Millhouse's and their shit.

    Edit: Do you even meme? Of course you would mess that up. Goddamn Millhouse.



    Last edited by Ninja_Named_Bob; 1 week ago.
    "Controllers, abusers, and manipulative persons don't question themselves. They don't ask themselves if the problem is them. They always say the problem is someone else." -Darlene Ouimet

    "Most people don't have the willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like a victim."-Carlos Santana

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      Hahahaha, we made him look up advanced strats! And yet... he's still using combat to deal damage. Protip; If you wanna get gud, avoid strats that use combat damage to fail.


      Originally posted by Ninja_Named_Bob View Post
      Well, unless you're playing some shitty "I don't plan to do anything but be a nuisance" deck.
      You mean a "Make tryhards cry with rage" deck? The answer is that I sure fuckin do! I don't give a shit about winning a rando chance cardgame when I've got the ability to ruin an hour or two of your life with minimal effort.


      Originally posted by Ninja_Named_Bob View Post
      Where the Hell are you getting a catspawn?
      Right here. \/

      Originally posted by Ninja_Named_Bob View Post
      Or I run White Sun's Zenith and cast it at instant speed when the blue player is already preoccupied. Goddamn, that card you're showing is hot garbage. Never talk to me or my Seleson again.

      Originally posted by Ninja_Named_Bob View Post
      And you want to talk about jumping the shark, how about you having answers and a wipe in-hand at the same moment I decide to swing? Yeah, okay, sure bud.
      I just... really though? It's really that much of a strech for your opponent to have a wipe in hand before T6? REALLY?


      Originally posted by Ninja_Named_Bob View Post
      My t6 ramp to 15 and swing with a dozen saporlings (You're the dumbass who said 40, not me.)
      No shithead, YOU said 400 Saprolings, just look \/

      Originally posted by Ninja_Named_Bob View Post
      Suspect: I play Yahenni and pass.

      Cop: I'll drop an Avenger of Zendikar with Doubling Season and Cathar's |Crusade on the board, then Green Sun's Zenith to go into Craterhoof. I'll play Beastmaster's Ascension and go to combat. 400 Saporlings, Crater hoof, and Avenger all with Tramp swinging your way.

      Suspect: ...
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        bump, because shitty forum software

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          Hahahaha, we made him look up advanced strats! And yet... he's still using combat to deal damage. Protip; If you wanna get gud, avoid strats that use combat damage to fail.
          Hoiohoi, I just had an ulrich werewolf tribal mirror in EDH and it was insane fun. Basically figuring out with how much you could attack and not die from a suprise-buffed backswing. First 3 player I won by basically dropping out wolf tokens like it's mating season and spending 5 minutes explaining to someone how yes, armed/dangerous does kill them if I use it right. Last game I won a one on one for the lulz with 11 hp left and a suprise berserk for the win for like 25 damage a swing.
          Funnest part was that we both had dead cards like blood moon and homeward path against 'less fair' decks sitting dead in hand and bitching about it. ^^

          Thinking about it, even my semi-competetive B/W control still goes for hp damage win. Only my full on competetive nasty Teysa 1 deck doesn't care about damage and plays the digging for one of ten infinite boom booms thing. (My favourite is bitter ordeal because people don't expect storm from this card setup... plus it works as emergency combo-breaker in round two in tournaments. ^^)

          This is the MTG-News thread now, deal with it.
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            Originally posted by Pervy View Post
            This is the MTG-News thread now, deal with it.
            Shut up, Milhouse

            https://www.newschannel5.com/news/na...ge-door-closed




            "Controllers, abusers, and manipulative persons don't question themselves. They don't ask themselves if the problem is them. They always say the problem is someone else." -Darlene Ouimet

            "Most people don't have the willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like a victim."-Carlos Santana

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              No need to be sour, just because we talk about something you got no clue about..
              Play my naughty games here:

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                Originally posted by Pervy View Post
                No need to be sour, just because we talk about something you got no clue about..
                I know you enjoy shit-posting, but kindly cool your autism and stay on-topic, yes? I know you crave attention, Milhouse, but this isn't a daycare, and we aren't your parents.

                Back on topic...

                https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...stance-n837056

                The long and the short of it:

                On Monday, Trump brought Deomcrat lawmakers into a meeting and told them that they needed to hammer out a reform on DACA before March. A few days later, they came forward with an outline that insisted on taking more immigrants from African nations rather than historically Nordic nations, like Norway. His response was to inquire "why are we taking people from these shit-holes?" which did get out to the mainstream media. It wasn't even racist, but mostly true. Deomcrat's and the MSM are getting up in arms because they don't want to admit that a good majority of those nations are, in fact, shit-holes, hence why people want to emigrate from them. Not sure why it's racist to call things as they are, but sure.
                "Controllers, abusers, and manipulative persons don't question themselves. They don't ask themselves if the problem is them. They always say the problem is someone else." -Darlene Ouimet

                "Most people don't have the willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like a victim."-Carlos Santana

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                  My avatar is from Viper RSR

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                    Tyler Barriss, the man who was arrested for his involvement in initiating the swatting incident last month that led to an innocent man's death has just been charged with involuntary manslaughter

                    http://www.espn.com/esports/story/_/...tting-incident
                    http://www.kansas.com/news/local/cri...194245679.html


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                      Good, hopefully that will send a message to the dumb fuckwit trolls - though I doubt it.
                      My avatar is from Viper RSR

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                        Originally posted by MrMe View Post
                        Good, hopefully that will send a message to the dumb fuckwit trolls - though I doubt it.
                        Well, some will think twice. As for the rest... there is no cure for stupid.
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                          If one case getting what they should have expected would have prevented others from doing stupid shit

                          There wouldn't be nearly as much stupid shit happening
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                            Originally posted by XSI View Post
                            If one case getting what they should have expected would have prevented others from doing stupid shit

                            There wouldn't be nearly as much stupid shit happening
                            Depends, most of people don't just go and break the law. If that was the case, most of developed countries would already fall into chaos.
                            It's the realization that there are consequences if they break it and such stunt can easily make some people think twice.
                            Because it turns from "lol, just a joke" into "oh shit...".

                            EDIT (because I don't want to double post)
                            http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/new-po...-know-7229364/
                            First of all: UK, stop being retarded.
                            Second: This will probably be easy af to bypass.
                            Third: Giving such data to those companies will end badly at one point in time.
                            Fourth: UK, stop being retarded.
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