Confessions

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[ToxicShock]

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[Sinfulwolf]

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I'm so glad I'm not a man. You guys do some of the DUMBEST shit.

Not saying that us girls aren't a bit loose in the head now and then, but you guys take the cake more often than not.

I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...

 

[OAMP]

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I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...

I know who was bragging about using a beer bottle, because it had ridges, right infront of a group of nuns at her Catholic high school.

 

[ToxicShock]

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I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...

I KNOW HER!

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I KNOW HER!

You probly cooked the hotdog for her.

 

[ToxicShock]

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well, I warmed it up to say the least

...in my baby oven

 

[Dusty]

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I like to masturbate with party balloons. Seriously, it is a great sensation.

 

[Kusanagi]

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I guess that means...

... you like to party hard.

 

[UrbanKirasagi]

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I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...

I know who was bragging about using a beer bottle, because it had ridges, right infront of a group of nuns at her Catholic high school.

Like I said, we've got our own issues too - although technically both of those items could be viably used as dildo material. Not that they necessarily should, but they can be - the hot dog would be roughly the right shape and temperature, without the spitting, and the bottle, well...ridges, yeah.

As for the bit about the nuns...I once again refer to my comment about head loosening.

 

[Copper]

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Yeah, but beer bottles, if used incorrectly, can be dangerously painful. Because they can work up suction and don't have an easy means of letting air into the bottle again.

And before you ask, friend of a friend of my parents was a nurse. She's also the one that told us the story of the man with the roses tattoo. Which happened to be in color and around the head of his penis.

 

[ToxicShock]

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I don't know if I heard it here, but I think I heard of a guy who had some of his anal lining eaten at by the eel he inserted.


So you're saying, it's ok if the bottle is plastic, and you poke a bunch of holes in the bottom, like you had a pet in there or something?

 

[Quartz]

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Plastic beer bottles?

 

[Copper]

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I don't know if I heard it here, but I think I heard of a guy who had some of his anal lining eaten at by the eel he inserted.


So you're saying, it's ok if the bottle is plastic, and you poke a bunch of holes in the bottom, like you had a pet in there or something?

No, you can still get a plastic bottle stuck, too, it's just *easier* to then make a hole in it to relieve some of the vaccuum and thus makes it easier to get off, as opposed to having to, say, break a glass beer bottle.

 

[OAMP]

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There was also the girl in junior high who was bragging about fitting a whole twinkie inside her. That brings on so many questions that I don't really want answered.

 

[Dusty]

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I can fit a twinkie too. I just dunt feel liek it.

 

[UrbanKirasagi]

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I don't know if I heard it here, but I think I heard of a guy who had some of his anal lining eaten at by the eel he inserted.

Which one? I know of at least two occurrences of this, both in China:

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