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Re: Games Discussion Thread

Also, why does everybody think bayonetta is hot? She looks like Sarah Palin, but with a really nice ass.

Vindication! I've been trying to tell my friends that and they just don't see it.
 

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DID I JUST GET A -REP FROM SOMEBODY WHO THINKS SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SARAH PALIN!?

THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING THIS FORUM FOREVER. BECAUSE INTERNET REPUTATION MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

YOU GUISE CANT GO AND USE TEH REP SYSTEM THAT WAY. I'M LEAVING THIS FORUM FOREVER BECAUSE OF YOU ASSHOLES!!!
 

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That's... Exactly how her costume is. She has a cutout there.

And to hell with Bayonetta. Wet was here first, damn it! Rubi forever!
 

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Weren't you jizzing over that game and calling me a faggot for not thinking it would be very great?

It's the action game by Bethesda with the hot female lead with a shitload of overused cinematic effects.

EDIT: God fucking damn it, I wasted by 1000th post explaining what Wet is. Fuck off, Mo, and your cluelessness. Damn it.
 

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That didn't stop Hardboiled from being a great game.

Edit - Also. I feel good about myself now.
 

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I googled "Hardboiled game" and all I got were a bunch of flash game pages.

Edit - Nobody cares.
 

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... Did you put in the full name? JOHN WOO'S Hardboiled? You know, the director who produced the original movie that basically established bullet time.

Edit- You care. Because your 1000th post is gone.
 

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If I knew it was by John Woo, would I have googled it?

Edit - Mo wasted by 1000th post, not you.
 

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How the hell do you not know who John Woo is? Either way, I fucked up. The game is called "Stranglehold". The movie I'm thinking of is just Hardboiled.

Edit- Yeah but I made Mo question it. Therefore I'm still responsible.
 

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Wow, fucking stupid ass! Hahaha can't believe you made a mistake like that! DIE IN A FIRE! xDDDDDD

Edit - Indirect post wasting is for faggots will small penises. Speaking of small penises, when are we getting a custom member title for 1k posts?
 

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Either way you still didn't know who John Woo was. You're still an ass. Rubi is still better than Bayonetta, also.

Edit- And wasting your 1000th post means your penis is nonexistent.
 

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Whatever, they're both hideous. Joanna Dark > them.

Edit - God fucking damn it, how do you come up with that shit?

Also,

I was totally drawn in by the horrific atmosphere when I was walking through broad daylight fighting zombies that had absolutely no original quality or scariness in them!
...

I just realized that this is perfectly related to L4D2.
 
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But L4D wasn't scary eith-

Wait... That's just like RE4.

Edit- You told it to me last night...
 

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xD what a coinkidink

Edit - Oh yeah. It's all coming back to me now. Almost like it all started coming.. inside of me.

.. last night.

...

<3
 

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Valve needs to make an achievement for NOT ragequitting in L4D2... maybe then I'd get the chance to play as the Infected more often - at least, for a short while, instead of the server shutting down due to a mass ragequit of the opposing team >.<

Seriously, last 3 games I played, I played survivor -> infected -> survivor(finale) -> everyone on opposing team ragequits.

Maybe I should just play badly from now on or something.
 

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. I guess it's not too bad, from the cut scene's used in the vid it seems to fit.
 
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