Re: Member Announcements Thread
Haha, it started off as a joke that I should lose my virginity in an Eiffel tower, cuz that immediately beats everyone. So I added the fact that I care more about food than sex (ironic considering my massive underweight problem)
And basically it turned into a mental image of a girl bent over, me at her back, my friend at her face (Don't worry, her face is being covered by an apron that says "Blow the chef") With us high fiving over her and a george foreman grill on her back. He'd have a spatula and we'd both have plates and everything.
Honestly, if that's how I lost my virginity, not only would I be proud of it, I'd post that picture on the internet, EVERYWHERE, with 4chan-style captions and everything. The weird thing is, I had a gf who was actually up for it, but she didn't want them to be burgers cuz she was a vegetarian. Strange that THAT'S the part she vetos.
