Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

"No more wanking!" is the order

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    "No more wanking!" is the order

    aika just approached the forum staff collective, as well as long-time forum members, informing them that from today on, topics will have to be clean and proper for the broad public, and there will be no "funny business" anymore here.

    aika's forum staff and veteran members react differently...
    Last edited by Stuffie; 28th July 2016, 00:34.
    "'Lo and behold', the Stuffie proclaimed. 'These are my ears! Partake of them and you shall know pleasure, thus says the Stuffie, your earslut.' And so we did, and it was good. " - Pervy

    ~~ I 1vs1'd Mind Flayer in DS2 and DS3 ~~
    "Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are,
    and noone corrects them, 'cuz they wanna f*ck 'em!"
    - Bill Burr

    #2
    Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

    I WANT MY FOKKEN MONEY BACK, M8.

    THIS INSULT AND HERESY WILL NOT FOKKEN STAND.

    THIS SHYTE RIGHT HERE AIN'T FOKKEN MINT WITH ME.

    NOT ONE FOKKEN BIT. I SAY WE LYNCH AIKA!
    ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
    ᕦ( ᐖ )ᕤ
    ˖*ミᕕ( ಠ益ಠ)ᕗ ˖*ミᕕ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)ᕗ ˖*ミᕕ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕗ ˖*ミᕕ(''⇀‸↼)ᕗ ˖*ミᕕ( ಥ⌣ಥ )ᕗ ˖*ミᕕ( ゚ヮ゚)ᕗ ˖*ミᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    Comment


      #3
      Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

      Originally posted by Smokefish View Post
      I WANT MY FOKKEN MONEY BACK, M8.

      THIS INSULT AND HERESY WILL NOT FOKKEN STAND.

      THIS SHYTE RIGHT HERE AIN'T FOKKEN MINT WITH ME.

      NOT ONE FOKKEN BIT. I SAY WE LYNCH AIKA!

      This guy gets it. XD
      BURN THE NON BELIEVERS!!!!!!!!
      Play this in my funeral.
      Spoiler

      Comment


        #4
        Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

        Originally posted by Smokefish View Post
        I WANT MY FOKKEN MONEY BACK, M8.

        THIS INSULT AND HERESY WILL NOT FOKKEN STAND.

        THIS SHYTE RIGHT HERE AIN'T FOKKEN MINT WITH ME.

        NOT ONE FOKKEN BIT. I SAY WE LYNCH AIKA!
        Originally posted by Zepheral View Post
        This guy gets it. XD
        BURN THE NON BELIEVERS!!!!!!!!
        You guys need to understand that ULMF has become a hub for serious discussions regarding politics, social matters and globalization. And in a virtual forum world of serious topics to be discussed, there is just no room for manual satisfaction without a thread about Third World Hunger.

        I'm sorry you had to hear it from me first this way. How about we sit together in a perfect circle around a campfire and sing a song about Jesus? Wouldn't that be fun!?
        "'Lo and behold', the Stuffie proclaimed. 'These are my ears! Partake of them and you shall know pleasure, thus says the Stuffie, your earslut.' And so we did, and it was good. " - Pervy

        ~~ I 1vs1'd Mind Flayer in DS2 and DS3 ~~
        "Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are,
        and noone corrects them, 'cuz they wanna f*ck 'em!"
        - Bill Burr

        Comment


          #5
          Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

          Only if you dark digivolve to lilithmon and let me molest you.
          Play this in my funeral.
          Spoiler

          Comment


            #6
            Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

            Originally posted by Zepheral View Post
            Only if you dark digivolve to lilithmon and let me molest you.
            - image totally censored, because PG13 ULMF -
            Oh yes, molesting is a big problem in any country, that is a very good topic to bring up. I am sure that all the smart minds and feeling hearts of this pure, prolific community can decide what things have to be done to stop molesting worldwide.
            And world hunger as well, while we're at it. Because the solution's like "around the corner".

            God bless the serious, PG13 ULM forums.
            "'Lo and behold', the Stuffie proclaimed. 'These are my ears! Partake of them and you shall know pleasure, thus says the Stuffie, your earslut.' And so we did, and it was good. " - Pervy

            ~~ I 1vs1'd Mind Flayer in DS2 and DS3 ~~
            "Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are,
            and noone corrects them, 'cuz they wanna f*ck 'em!"
            - Bill Burr

            Comment


              #7
              Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

              Don't you fucking lie to me with that forged video.

              Aika is a beautiful black man with a bodacious booty. NOT SOME FUKKIN PAPER PLATE COLORED ASS WHITE BOI.
              Spoiler

              Comment


                #8
                Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...9GnHNhTg#t=204

                Comment


                  #9
                  Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                  Originally posted by Mamono Assault Force View Post
                  Don't you fucking lie to me with that forged video.

                  Aika is a beautiful black man with a bodacious booty. NOT SOME FUKKIN PAPER PLATE COLORED ASS WHITE BOI.
                  I'm afraid >.>
                  Bad day to be a cinnamon skin complexion. >.>
                  Play this in my funeral.
                  Spoiler

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                    Originally posted by Mamono Assault Force View Post
                    Don't you fucking lie to me with that forged video.

                    Aika is a beautiful black man with a bodacious booty. NOT SOME FUKKIN PAPER PLATE COLORED ASS WHITE BOI.
                    It was extremely sunny and hot that day, so aika had to put on liters of sunblocker on his whole body. Usually he just grills himself in the sun, but with a meaningful night/day such as this one, when the ULMF step out of the dark and towards a brighter future, he figured he might go with the "bright future" theme his forum is heading for.
                    "'Lo and behold', the Stuffie proclaimed. 'These are my ears! Partake of them and you shall know pleasure, thus says the Stuffie, your earslut.' And so we did, and it was good. " - Pervy

                    ~~ I 1vs1'd Mind Flayer in DS2 and DS3 ~~
                    "Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are,
                    and noone corrects them, 'cuz they wanna f*ck 'em!"
                    - Bill Burr

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                      Lol is he out of the brown skin club?
                      Play this in my funeral.
                      Spoiler

                      Comment


                        #12
                        Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                        You are the guy at the end, behind the plant. I can just totally see it. XD

                        Originally posted by Zepheral View Post
                        Lol is he out of the brown skin club?
                        Just as every single one of us, aika too had to make sacrifices. It might be a good thing for him though, at least if he plans to travel to the US to do PR-work for our now serious and open-minded forum network here at ULMF.

                        I know we all would love to hear his opinion in this thread, but I am sure he is very busy spreading the word of reason and content around the world, making his - and therefore our - forum a better place.
                        "'Lo and behold', the Stuffie proclaimed. 'These are my ears! Partake of them and you shall know pleasure, thus says the Stuffie, your earslut.' And so we did, and it was good. " - Pervy

                        ~~ I 1vs1'd Mind Flayer in DS2 and DS3 ~~
                        "Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are,
                        and noone corrects them, 'cuz they wanna f*ck 'em!"
                        - Bill Burr

                        Comment


                          #13
                          Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                          Originally posted by Stuffie View Post
                          You are the guy at the end, behind the plant. I can just totally see it. XD



                          Just as every single one of us, aika too had to make sacrifices. It might be a good thing for him though, at least if he plans to travel to the US to do PR-work for our now serious and open-minded forum network here at ULMF.

                          I know we all would love to hear his opinion in this thread, but I am sure he is very busy spreading the word of reason and content around the world, making his - and therefore our - forum a better place.
                          Play this in my funeral.
                          Spoiler

                          Comment


                            #14
                            Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                            Originally posted by Zepheral View Post
                            - snip -
                            Zepheral, my good guy, old chap, please! This now is the worldwide hub for discussions about any rights, laws and...pretty much anything!

                            We really need to keep our facial expressions properly! Allow me to link a photo of me from my webcam to demonstrate:

                            Spoiler


                            I think this way we can approach people worldwide, without trampling on neither their rights, nor on their opinions. The worldwide ULMF forums will be absolutely awesome!
                            "'Lo and behold', the Stuffie proclaimed. 'These are my ears! Partake of them and you shall know pleasure, thus says the Stuffie, your earslut.' And so we did, and it was good. " - Pervy

                            ~~ I 1vs1'd Mind Flayer in DS2 and DS3 ~~
                            "Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are,
                            and noone corrects them, 'cuz they wanna f*ck 'em!"
                            - Bill Burr

                            Comment


                              #15
                              Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

                              I honestly think that we can develop ourselves here at ULMF to learn all languages spoken in our big community, so that we may work on the problems that are "ahead of us tomorrow."

                              In the meantime, all users know how to speak the most common languages, and support any new visitor with vital help and input!
                              "'Lo and behold', the Stuffie proclaimed. 'These are my ears! Partake of them and you shall know pleasure, thus says the Stuffie, your earslut.' And so we did, and it was good. " - Pervy

                              ~~ I 1vs1'd Mind Flayer in DS2 and DS3 ~~
                              "Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are,
                              and noone corrects them, 'cuz they wanna f*ck 'em!"
                              - Bill Burr

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X