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Nunu

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now quit yer bitchin and say something funny.
 

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contrary to popular belief, what happens in vegas, dosn't stay in vegas...

...you have herpes
 

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YAY! *huggles* now i just need my whenchs, wheres chibi, copper and pumpkin when you need them?

more accurately i need to stop going off topic...
 
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*deletes lots of off topic posts*
 

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I could have swore my post was on topic...
 

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aika was just concerned that he wasn't getting to use his power because i did everything for him and all he ended up doing was building the back end.

he doesn't realise that i've been playing around with some of the boards other features, like the infraction i gave darkfire.
 

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OMFG ON TOPIC POST

The Basics

Name: dan
Age: 18
Gender: male
Birth Place: frimley
Current Country of Residence: hampshire
Occupation: game demonstrator

Appearance

Hair Color:black
Eye Color:brown
hair length: medium
any scars?: underneath my lip, my tooth went through it

Personality

Zodiac: taurus
My Fears: aquiring a fear other then the fear i have
Common Utterances: "YOU! BOY! FETCH ME MY MILK! AND STIR SOME CREAM INTO IT, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU USE"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half full
Bad Habits:chronic masterbation

3 Things You Dislike:
1) wannabe mods on kongregate who don't know the conduct
2) chavs
3) anyone who calls my significant other a whore for how she dress's

Favorites

TV Show: torchwood
Drink: relentless
Shoe:boots (use em for paintballing)
Hat: N/A
Color: Green
Music Genre: metal
Internet Meme: rick roll

Do I...

Smoke: nope
Swear: too fuckin' much
Flip out and kill people: i nearly did, his mates stopped me
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: learning real when i can be arsed to go shop for strings
Knit scarves for orphans: are you kidding? the orphans knit scarves for me!

Future

Can you see into it? yes
Should Marty have gone back to it? probably
Where you'll be in 5 years? beating down on martys ass for desturbing my future

Reason for joining: i like you guys
Other random trivia: i once got a cut on my ballsack, it was only tiny, but avoid cuts there, PLEASE

also, my toenail is now green, epicness
 

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The Basics

Name: Archfiend; AKA Malus Vir; AKA Malus Prime; AKA Johnny C; AKA CanTopp; AKA Halitosis; AKA h4rr0w3r666
Age: Graybush
Gender: Tripod
Birth Place: SoCal
Current Place of Residence: SoCal
Occupation: Manager of Things

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Not-as-Dark Brown

Personality

Western Zodiac: Cancer
Eastern Zodiac: Cock (srsly)
My Fears: Exploding Penis
Common Utterances: Nice; Sweet; Solid; Money; Are you guys hungry?
Is the glass half full, or half empty? If it's Brawndo, the glass is always empty. If it's anything else, the glass is half-full I guess.
Bad Habits: I'm reading this forum right now, aren't I?

3 Things You Dislike:
1) My ex.
2) She's not sleeping with me.
3) No else else is (currently).

(funny how they're all related)

Favorites

TV Show: Heroes; House; Family Guy; Futurama; Bleach; Mythbusters; Scrubs
Drink: Brawndo; Captain n' Coke; Steel Reserve
Shoe: Sketchers
Hat: My old wool ball cap
Color: the color of my heart (that would be black for the uninformed)
Music Genre: Metal
Internet Meme: Don't be a pussy... that guy looks legit.

Do I..?

Smoke: Socially
Swear: Socially
Flip out and kill people: Socially
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Socially
Knit scarves for orphans: Soci... wait, what was the question?

Future

Can you see into it? Only when its trivial stuff.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Would we have had three classic movies if he hadn't?
Where you'll be in 5 years? Fucking the brains out of my Russian mail-order bride with any luck.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Demon Girl
Other random trivia: My friends actually think they're more perverted than me, lulz
 
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I had green toenails once dogstile. I painted them this pretty shade of green and they blended into the grass.
 

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The Basics

Name: Gameguru777 (cause I play games, I give advice about games, and I'm lucky)
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Michigan
Current Country of Residence: United States of America
Occupation: Student (College)

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Blue
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Cancer (and Year of the Horse)
My Fears: Spiders, Hights
Common Utterances: BLAST!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends on what is in the glass
Bad Habits: Obsessive gaming

3 Things You Dislike:
1) That slight ringing that is in everybody's ear (which you are now aware of)
2) That crusty stuff around the lid of the toothpaste
3) Ignorance

Favorites

TV Show: The Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs
Drink:Milk... Chocolate Milk...
Shoe: Route 66 has always treated me well
Hat: I don't wear a hat unless it is cold outside.
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock/Metal
Internet Meme: Changes constantly, Currently the "Series of Tubes" stuff

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Yup
Flip out and kill people: Maybe
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I air guitar quite a bit
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it?: Yes
Should Marty have gone back to it?:Yes
Where you'll be in 5 years?: Playing video games

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was playing Demon girl and I followed the links...
Other random trivia: I shall be posting various Free Ware Games here... perhaps a gem or two... I wont spam them, don't worry about that.
 

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Knit scarves for orphans: If by "knit" you mean "nick" and by "for" you mean "from".
"When did they switch the meanings of 'for' and 'from'?"
"There was a memo, but when it said 'For: Peter' you must have thought it was from yourself, and so... you know, it's just easier to call you stupid."
 

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i see nothing wrong with your hypothetical situation...

also, HI PUMPIKIN! i'm so going to make you regret giving me that option to call you

I'm GOING to hurt you.

Pum---- PALE
 
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"When did they switch the meanings of 'for' and 'from'?"
"There was a memo, but when it said 'For: Peter' you must have thought it was from yourself, and so... you know, it's just easier to call you stupid."
I have been using that switching of words to describe things ever since thewinekone made me laugh:

I need to read more books. And by read, I mean burn. And by books, I mean bibles...
 

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its not painful actually, its just a bit disgusting

*warning, arousal alert, do not read on if you want to keep your arousal levels high*

also, it leaks pus and blood, but its a minor inconvenience
 
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