Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements, Sign Up thread)

[Diagasvesle]

Contract and term sheet here for my ranch.

Name:
Gender: (Only Females. Herms kill the tentacles.)
Race:
How many do you want to ride a day:
Hip Size: (To see how many tentacle births you can give a day.)
Bust Size: (If your above D cup, please do not come to this place, the tentacles become a little too fond of nipple stretching.)
Healthiness: (You better be chunky. Tentacles break Anorexoics.)
Favorite Tentacle: (Yes, what is your favorite tentacle)
Anal: (Do you want this?)
Skills:
Physical Characteristics:

X___________________ Please sign here.

Terms 1.5
I pledge not to sue the tentacle farm/ranch/breeding pit on the account of if I do, then I must give birth to an endless cycle of babies.
I also pledge that if I am horribly hurt by a tentacle not as a punishment, I get free pay for a week, or month, depending on severity.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Contract and Terms

Pssh, wuss, it's easy, watch.

Name: ToxicShock
Gender: Male
How many do you want to ride a day: 2 (3 on weekends.)
Hip Size: 30
Bust Size: A
Healthiness: Umm, little on the thin side.
Favorite Tentacle: Drill or fluid transfer
Anal: Yes

X____ToxicShock________ Please sign here.

Terms 1.0
I pledge not to sue the tentacle farm/ranch/breeding pit on the account of if I do, then I must give birth to an endless cycle of babies.

I must say that my lawyer isn't doing much to help me iron out the details. XD But, well, lessee here. Everything LOOKS acceptable... though I'll need clarification on the 'how many do you not want to ride a day' clause.

Name: Wallpaper
Gender: Feeeeemale
How many do you want to ride a day: 2
Hip Size: I haven't measured in a while... enough to fill size 8/10 pantzors?
Bust Size: A
Healthiness: Everything checks out!
Favorite Tentacle: Start me off on the gentler ones. @.@ That rouge rogue was a bit too much of a menace for me to want to go wild!
Anal: Let's say no for now. XD

X____Wallpaper________ Please sign here.

Terms 1.0
I pledge not to sue the tentacle farm/ranch/breeding pit on the account of if I do, then I must give birth to an endless cycle of babies.

Toxic and Wallpaper have signed my contract apparently.

Wallpapers Terms:
Free Icecream - anykind
Milk Machine's to decrease breast milk.

Toxic Terms:
Board
Help with sex change.

 

[ScrewDriver]

Re: Contract and Terms

My ocular eye has spotted an error in this contract.

"How many do you not want to ride a day: 3 (4 on weekends)"

should that "not" not be in there?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Contract and Terms

The not stands for the amount you do not want to ride. It means you want to ride less then that daily or in toxic's case, more.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Contract and Terms

I never stated more, why am I getting more?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Contract and Terms

Ah my bad. Good thing I have this thread. Okay toxic, what would you like changed in your contract?

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

just the less than 3 (less than 4 on weekends)
and also

Okay. Your lietenant ranch hand Wallpaper. Toxic you obey her and do as she wishes

eh, if I must, I must

Also, can I go ahead and, for the sake of clarity, change "not not the opposite of female" to just "male" Apparently thats a major hangup

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Done and done. I just noticed i put not into the contract on how many you want to ride a day and removed that.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Yeah, that part did catch me

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Anybody else?

 

[ScrewDriver]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Done and done. I just noticed i put not into the contract on how many you want to ride a day and removed that.

I just pointed that out, and you provided a proper counter argument on the matter. Now you "just noticed" it?

Are you sleep typing or something man?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Do not sass me Screwdriver. I noticed when I wished to notice.

 

[ScrewDriver]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Alright, alright *holds up the palms of his hands* just making an observation. In the mean time, you might want to correct the template you're using for the NPCs - the "Physical Characteristics" section is spelled incorrectly.

((currently spelt Chararestics))

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Diaga just happens to type with an accent.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

I'll leave that typo in Screwdriver. Now are you here to make a contract or negotiate?

@Wallpaper - Readjust your contract.

@Toxic - Readjust your contract.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

XD Can I demand to have Xivvix on my ranch-hand team? He's got good writing and damnit, we keep glancing off of one another in AWMBI!

I'll post my contract tomorrow, currently needing to get some sleep! :x

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Yes. Xivvix can be partnered with you.

 

[ScrewDriver]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Diaga just happens to type with an accent.

Ah fair enough. I'm going to stop picking at these things then.

@Diagasvesle: You already know the nature of my presence. I'm just waiting until things are ready. To be clear, my recent nit-picking was not an attempt at trolling or making your life miserable, I was just hoping to do something that would be helpful in the setup of this RP.

I apologize if I'm just causing you more grief.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Ah fair enough. I'm going to stop picking at these things then.

@Diagasvesle: You already know the nature of my presence. I'm just waiting until things are ready. To be clear, my recent nit-picking was not an attempt at trolling or making your life miserable, I was just hoping to do something that would be helpful in the setup of this RP.

I apologize if I'm just causing you more grief.

Hmmmm, can I hire you as my personal grammar nazi?

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Diplomacy Office (Contract and Terms also Trade agreements)

Name: Wallpaper (Walla for the sake of RP and slight distancing from, y'know, me-behind-the-computer-screen. XD Sorry!)
Gender: Female
Race: Human; might have some minotaur blood in the heredity, but it's only showing up in the obstinacy and the getting led around by the nose.
How many do you want to ride a day: Up to three at any given time, no more than 9-hours-worth, depending on how long they're going for.
Hip Size: enough to wear size 10 womens pants.
Bust Size: A, though if pregnancy is involved I don't doubt they'll swell. :x
Healthiness: Not chunky, but everything checks out with the doctor!
Favorite Tentacle: Those that are willing to give a good time in exchange for the whole impregnation thing. Better yet, those that are only in it for the play.
Anal: Only from tentacles that I've trained well!
Skills: Tentacle-whispering, freakish strength, decent stamina, subservience (when trust is earned at least!), good observational skills, ummm lesbianism? XD
Physical Characteristics:
About 5'4, with shoulder-length wavy brown hair, Walla isn't a particularly daunting looking young woman, though when she sets her jaw and raises her voice she makes a little more defiant a picture. Caucasian and human, she has grey-blue eyes behind frameless clear glasses, a button nose and full lips. She's well suited to space, not taking well to the direct sunlight of the open air ranches -- she freckles up and burns before she tans! She generally wears simple, form-as-function clothing, if she needs to wear clothing at all. She follows orders but is capable of giving her own if need be.

XWallpaper Please sign here.

Terms 1.5
I pledge not to sue the tentacle farm/ranch/breeding pit on the account of if I do, then I must give birth to an endless cycle of babies.
I also pledge that if I am horribly hurt by a tentacle not as a punishment, I get free pay for a week, or month, depending on severity.