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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

Anybody else getting a black screen after the scene where daemia and ellie talk about the eredar twins?
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

anyone through epi5 yet? would love a quick walkthrough.

EDIT: Okay done. The Episode itself is really great, Auril is getting better and better. I just wish the content would be longer for those huge waiting times inbetween those episodes.
 
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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

can't seem to save +load more than 1 file, loading ANY slot just loads the most recent save, so you can only have one save at once but 10 slots?

That aside, Ellie in the sewers, found the location of the father from the bartender, noone else left to talk to, can't open the door at the top for some reason. Any help?

EDIT: save system is still a nightmare, but as for the locked door there is a key next to the night elf robber, you may need to save and re-load for it to appear though as it did with me.
 
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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

Can someone be gentle enough and give us a Mega Link? I know its asking for too much, but could someone be nice enough for that.
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

EP 5 :D
mega.co.nz/#!d8A2zBYJ!FhcAgiBVy1tLKmzuJHwfWm1BuBsv8bubZbZAOBHkWC0
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

There's no need for keys, you must have copied it wrong.
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

Am I the only one who have troubles with loading the saves?
Once I load a save I get to "play" as "naked Daemia" regardless of chosing Daemia or Ellie, and she just falls down and dies while one sees Dalaran in the distant background.

The only places the saves load correctly is either on the airship or at that mountain/hill Daemia and Ellie teleports to.
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

No me too. This game is such a technological marvel, I wonder why I haven't played the first 4 episodes....
Oh wait...
Anyone figured out what the fuck to do as Ellie once on the ledge or is the game just broken?
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

No me too. This game is such a technological marvel, I wonder why I haven't played the first 4 episodes....
Oh wait...
Anyone figured out what the fuck to do as Ellie once on the ledge or is the game just broken?
Ah ok, well then, I guess that will be fixed in the 5.1 which I am GUESSING will be developed.

Oh, you mean the very first thing you do with Ellie?
Yeah the interaction design isn't very good but once you figure it out it's rather easy. Anyway if you mean the very first thing you do with her then:
1. Pick up the piece of rope behind you (right by the crashed plane).
2. Get to the lamp post that have a rope behind it and press use to activate the goblin flag.
3. Turn around and you'll see a second piece of rope, pick that up.
4. Run back to the goblin, fuck him, receive a third piece of rope.
5. Open the inventory with the i key, start fusing together the ropes (click the items in the list that you want to combine, then double klick the result icon)
6. Run back to lamp post with the rope around it, press "use" so you'll position yourself correctly.
7. After that press i again and click the rope and then click the hand icon to use the item.


I apologize if I misunderstood where you are at and/or if you already know how to use items but since you noted that you didn't play the previous episodes I figured that I should explain the somewhat dumb item system.
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

Ok... My question might be dumb, but... wtf do you have to do to distract the death knight near the poster?

Edit* Lol! You have to go on the building to the left and upstairs. Throw a flower pot on his head lmao xD

Edit** After getting read of the posters, you have to go back to the abandoned tavern. Joy will be outside and you'll have to talk to her. Enter the tavern and there's a death knight inside, you'll get to talk to her. Afterwards (and this was where I got confused...) you have to go upstairs and just enter the room on the right and you'll get a scene.[/B]
 
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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

This game is oozing of horrible game design. Stupid mechanics, dumb puzzles and downright weird logic.
I'll just wait for someone to make a video with all the scenes in it, because fuck that shit.
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

Well.. I just finished this episode and I have to say... wtf? The 1st 4 were way better compared to this, it's beyond me why the author took so long to get this episode done, where there's the same game mechanics, puzzles where you pratically have to guess where stuff is (well that's a new feature rait dere bra!) and even less content wise...
I'm hoping the next chapter is better
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

I've been a lurker here for a long time but this... "thing" caused me to post.


ANIMATIONS

Most of the porn is just kind of the same positions with varying numbers of people/creatures. It's not bad stuff at all, but it's not exceptional either (I mean, hey, I've gotten my rocks off to much, much worse.) All of this would be fine if, and only if this game didn't play like stabbing myself in the eyes with one million assorted pins and/or needles.

GAMEPLAY

This game is filled with: "I wonder what's over here? surely the developer put all this room in here for a reason." I've got the answer to that, and it's a bag full of fucking nothing. Why would you even make all this room and have it just be THERE for no reason? All it does is pad the game with PAINFUL walking where you feel like the game is about to break in two when you brush up against a wall. And you tell me I have to find these little pieces of paper that are colored the same fucking color as the walls in the city? That sounds like a blast, fuck, cancel all of my appointments because I am BOOKED. Literally every person you see that you can't interact with reminds you of the soulless world you're trapped in -- like really? -- You can't write one shitty line of dialogue for everyone to say? It feels like an episode of the twilight zone except I think the twilight zone had more porn per minute.

Don't even get me started on the events or quests because those are just as pointless. This fucker wants you to go get his notebook from his house, Well is there any kind of sign or something signifying which house out of the many houses are his? Of course not, and looking for it is a blast with levels designed by this guy. youtu.be/pxbsV8QWGic?t=9s


STORY

I don't know what the hell is going on. I really don't, and it feels like it's trying so hard to be half-way compelling. It's like it can't decide as to how serious it wants to take itself, and that's bad.

FINAL NOTES

This needs more scenes and less bullshit. It needs tighter design where the amount of space the player traverses correlates with the amount of things they can do. Fuck, the crazy thing is the scenes don't all need to be animated. Those pictures of porn on the wall? make those collectible or something, and put them in a menu for the player to look at later, at least then you'd have something to gain from aimlessly walking around. Also this game has a lot of fucking going on in the background, why can't I zoom in on the action? or have an option of viewing scenes later?

None of these episodes feel particularly finished, and they all reek of being rushed. This developer needs to take more time actually filling the game with actual content and less focus on tell their shoe string of a story.
 

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FINAL NOTES

This needs more scenes and less bullshit. It needs tighter design where the amount of space the player traverses correlates with the amount of things they can do. Fuck, the crazy thing is the scenes don't all need to be animated. Those pictures of porn on the wall? make those collectible or something, and put them in a menu for the player to look at later, at least then you'd have something to gain from aimlessly walking around. Also this game has a lot of fucking going on in the background, why can't I zoom in on the action? or have an option of viewing scenes later?

None of these episodes feel particularly finished, and they all reek of being rushed. This developer needs to take more time actually filling the game with actual content and less focus on tell their shoe string of a story.
I'd say there's plenty of scenes per episode in terms of the size of the project that's been undertaken and the fact that to the best of our knowledge, it's a solitary content creator.

And why not allow the developer to put whatever story she wishes into it? Its her game. This reeks of "rabble rabble developer not creating upon my wishes rabble rabble".
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

I am enjoying the series so far, but all I need is at least ONE pandaren scene and I will love this forever.


Please? Just one Pandaren scene? That's not too much to ask for, right? :c
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

So I am now in control of alexstrasza, what is the first you thing do as I have walked all around dalaran and i am stumped.:confused:
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

u go inside a home and talk to the npc and then go in the shop near the home
than u go to the bar
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

Can we get some torrents? Turbobit doesn't work for crap.
 

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Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza

GAMEPLAY

This game is filled with: "I wonder what's over here? surely the developer put all this room in here for a reason." I've got the answer to that, and it's a bag full of fucking nothing. Why would you even make all this room and have it just be THERE for no reason? All it does is pad the game with PAINFUL walking where you feel like the game is about to break in two when you brush up against a wall. And you tell me I have to find these little pieces of paper that are colored the same fucking color as the walls in the city? That sounds like a blast, fuck, cancel all of my appointments because I am BOOKED. Literally every person you see that you can't interact with reminds you of the soulless world you're trapped in -- like really? -- You can't write one shitty line of dialogue for everyone to say? It feels like an episode of the twilight zone except I think the twilight zone had more porn per minute.

Don't even get me started on the events or quests because those are just as pointless. This fucker wants you to go get his notebook from his house, Well is there any kind of sign or something signifying which house out of the many houses are his? Of course not, and looking for it is a blast with levels designed by this guy. youtu.be/pxbsV8QWGic?t=9s


STORY

I don't know what the hell is going on. I really don't, and it feels like it's trying so hard to be half-way compelling. It's like it can't decide as to how serious it wants to take itself, and that's bad.

FINAL NOTES

This needs more scenes and less bullshit. It needs tighter design where the amount of space the player traverses correlates with the amount of things they can do. Fuck, the crazy thing is the scenes don't all need to be animated. Those pictures of porn on the wall? make those collectible or something, and put them in a menu for the player to look at later, at least then you'd have something to gain from aimlessly walking around. Also this game has a lot of fucking going on in the background, why can't I zoom in on the action? or have an option of viewing scenes later?

None of these episodes feel particularly finished, and they all reek of being rushed. This developer needs to take more time actually filling the game with actual content and less focus on tell their shoe string of a story.

@ GAMEPLAY - The developer has ripped off the models (not just character models) from WOW and stuck them in there. In WOW it was about exploration with rewards in some rooms here and there. But NPC's had dialogues as well.

Of course, don't expect someone who just ripped off someone else's work to make money off of to put the same amount of work in actually doing something more creative than add a dick on all of the models. The level design is created for entirely different kind of game. This 'Auril' could have just stuck few textures from WOW in custom levels to retain the cartoon look while creating smaller more straightforward levels but that requires someone to not be lazy and actually try to do some work for the money people are paying you (seriously, $35 for adding dicks and shitty porn animations in a generic stupid storyline is a genius move by her).

@ STORY - Well, to be fair, it isn't any less stupid than a thousand 3D hentai games from Japanese developers like ThriXXX. It isn't an improvement, but it isn't like most XXX gamers demand more than what ThriXXX throws up on their screens.

@ FINAL NOTES - Yeah, the episodes aren't finished because she needs a reason to keep charging. Releasing new episodes gives the players the feeling that something new and 'more' is added in new game version, they are going to eventually pay up to experience what the "VIP" (read = schmucks) tag gets them. You can already read the comments from people who eventually payed up just to get into the VIP club to see what new changes the new episodes bring (they don't).

I would've respected this developer if the content wasn't stolen, she wasn't charging for it and creating something more than DDD breasts and 10" cocks on everything that moves in WOW.



Slave Maker
is a good example. The developer uses copyright images but has the decency to not be a cunt that asks people to donate even, forget making people pay for some VIP tag. People have asked him to put up donations (he has posted about financial issues in past) but he has refused it because images are copyright material. Now THAT is someone I am willing to support over someone like this Auril who puts out half-assed game using stolen assets and is trying to milk to schmucks willing to pay to see a shitty "Orc on Undead" porn.


PS: It takes her this long to create a new episode because "she" has to rip models from WOW, find the ones she can use in her game, convert them to right format and animate them with same animations she has used a thousand times already. She isn't taking this long because she is working on improving the gameplay or coming up with interesting world/storyline/characters/porn sequences.
 
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