Re: World of Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alexstrasza
GAMEPLAY
This game is filled with: "I wonder what's over here? surely the developer put all this room in here for a reason." I've got the answer to that, and it's a bag full of fucking nothing. Why would you even make all this room and have it just be THERE for no reason? All it does is pad the game with PAINFUL walking where you feel like the game is about to break in two when you brush up against a wall. And you tell me I have to find these little pieces of paper that are colored the same fucking color as the walls in the city? That sounds like a blast, fuck, cancel all of my appointments because I am BOOKED. Literally every person you see that you can't interact with reminds you of the soulless world you're trapped in -- like really? -- You can't write one shitty line of dialogue for everyone to say? It feels like an episode of the twilight zone except I think the twilight zone had more porn per minute.
Don't even get me started on the events or quests because those are just as pointless. This fucker wants you to go get his notebook from his house, Well is there any kind of sign or something signifying which house out of the many houses are his? Of course not, and looking for it is a blast with levels designed by this guy. youtu.be/pxbsV8QWGic?t=9s
STORY
I don't know what the hell is going on. I really don't, and it feels like it's trying so hard to be half-way compelling. It's like it can't decide as to how serious it wants to take itself, and that's bad.
FINAL NOTES
This needs more scenes and less bullshit. It needs tighter design where the amount of space the player traverses correlates with the amount of things they can do. Fuck, the crazy thing is the scenes don't all need to be animated. Those pictures of porn on the wall? make those collectible or something, and put them in a menu for the player to look at later, at least then you'd have something to gain from aimlessly walking around. Also this game has a lot of fucking going on in the background, why can't I zoom in on the action? or have an option of viewing scenes later?
None of these episodes feel particularly finished, and they all reek of being rushed. This developer needs to take more time actually filling the game with actual content and less focus on tell their shoe string of a story.
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GAMEPLAY - The developer has ripped off the models (not just character models) from WOW and stuck them in there. In WOW it was about exploration with rewards in some rooms here and there. But NPC's had dialogues as well.
Of course, don't expect someone who just ripped off someone else's work to make money off of to put the same amount of work in actually doing something more creative than add a dick on all of the models. The level design is created for entirely different kind of game. This 'Auril' could have just stuck few textures from WOW in custom levels to retain the cartoon look while creating smaller more straightforward levels but that requires someone to not be lazy and actually try to do some work for the money people are paying you (seriously, $35 for adding dicks and shitty porn animations in a generic stupid storyline is a genius move by her).
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STORY - Well, to be fair, it isn't any less stupid than a thousand 3D hentai games from Japanese developers like ThriXXX. It isn't an improvement, but it isn't like most XXX gamers demand more than what ThriXXX throws up on their screens.
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FINAL NOTES - Yeah, the episodes aren't finished because she needs a reason to keep charging. Releasing new episodes gives the players the feeling that something new and 'more' is added in new game version, they are going to eventually pay up to experience what the "VIP" (read = schmucks) tag gets them. You can already read the comments from people who eventually payed up just to get into the VIP club to see what new changes the new episodes bring (they don't).
I would've respected this developer if the content wasn't stolen, she wasn't charging for it and creating something more than DDD breasts and 10" cocks on everything that moves in WOW.
Slave Maker is a good example. The developer uses copyright images but has the decency to not be a cunt that asks people to donate even, forget making people pay for some VIP tag. People have asked him to put up donations (he has posted about financial issues in past) but he has refused it because images are copyright material. Now THAT is someone I am willing to support over someone like this Auril who puts out half-assed game using stolen assets and is trying to milk to schmucks willing to pay to see a shitty "Orc on Undead" porn.
PS: It takes her this long to create a new episode because "she" has to rip models from WOW, find the ones she can use in her game, convert them to right format and animate them with same animations she has used a thousand times already. She isn't taking this long because she is working on improving the gameplay or coming up with interesting world/storyline/characters/porn sequences.