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    Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

    Glancing through the fourum's past, trying to desperately remember who this 'supermeme' person was, I ran across this little gem out of the posts. I've added a few things to make it match both something most of the newer fourumgoers would reconize, something for the lulz, and of course our most recent drama laamaas as well. Sorry if I'm being presumptuous, but I figured why let this get lost ^^;

    If anyone would like to contribute a highlight, post below and I'll do my best to make a witty remark of some sorts.

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    Aika: "Hey LM, can I make a forum dedicated to you?"
    LM: " Yeah, no problem. Now please excuse me, I'm a very busy man with busy things to do." *Drives off a cliff*
    Aika: "Sweet, he posted it on the blog too! I wonder how long it-"
    Darkfire: "ohai. I was feverishly refreshing the blog over and over for any more posts when I saw this forum get mentioned. I'm your first member, and not even a day's gone by!"
    Aika: "Oh, well... How many more of you arri-" *One day later* "Twenty!? How the hell did that..."
    Everybody: "Shut up and make some sections for us to talk in."
    Supermeme: "hay guise can i jo-"
    Everybody: "GTFO"
    Supersonic: "dat guy was a fag"
    Aika: "That's the same guy."
    Everybody: "AHAHAH, FAG."

    Linemarvel: "Hey everybody. I'm gonna be a cocktease and just post about thirty times so you think I still remember you all... Aaaaand done. If you'll excuse me again..."
    Everybody: "God damn it!"

    Aika: "Boy, being administrator sure is hard work. AI! Take over!"
    AI: "God damn it."
    Aika: "I'll need an army of mods now. Hey, this guy looks reliable."
    WJ: "... *runs*"

    Onikain: "Hey guys, I made a doujin about Demon Girl. Be sure to check back every once and a while. I plan on making quite a bit of progress in this."
    Darkfire: "I love you forever."
    Onikain: "The fuck? Get outta here, fag."
    Darkfire: "Your resistance only makes me love you more."

    Nunu: "Hey guys, here's an RP. I hope we have fun with it." *Several months later*
    Darkfire: "WHY ARE WE STILL FIGHTING ZOMBIES."
    Nunu: "Oh yeah, I had an RP going. Where was I again?"

    Aika: "Well, we're a really tightknit community. How about I invest in a chatroom for everybody?"
    Everybody: "Hooray!"
    *Later*
    Everybody 1:" Fuck you guys! You annoying pieces of shit!"
    Everybody 2:" You uptight assholes!"
    Onikain: "I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKERS. I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME!"
    *http://lmarvel.proboards57.com/ IS A PORN SITE, PROBOARDS. FUCK AIKA IN THE ASS!*
    Proboards: "k"

    AI:"Good thing I set up that email system. Now we just have to wait for Aika to do something about it."
    Everybody: "OHGODI'MSOLOST"
    Aika: "Hey, this looks like a nice place."
    Adbots: "WE WANT YOUR SOUL."
    Aika: "Ehh, we'll just stay here temporarily."
    *Tentacle Haven!*
    Member: "Hey guys, you'll never gues-"
    Adbot: "GIMME YO MONEY"
    Another member: "My God, I can't take this place much long-"
    Adbot: "DON'T CARE. GIMME YO MONEY"
    Aika: "Don't worry! I have a solution!"
    *Current ULMF!*

    Lurker: "Ohai, not only is my name ironic but I'm gonna start up a RP! Who's all with me?"
    Around 10 people: "Hmm, looks intere-"*ULMF Implodes*
    Lurker: "Allright, that was a omnimous begining but I'm willing to try again!"
    *Path of Ashes starts*
    Adbots: "SELLING SPAM CHEAP! BUY CHEAP SPAM!"
    Lurker: "Wait, new fourum! Quick, move everything over without bothering to do a reset! Surely nothing bad will happen!"
    *A few weeks later*
    Lurker: "Urgh... maybe not resetting was a bad idea... I'm not sure how much more of this I can take..."
    Random Encounter Users: "Ohey, dis looks interesting, do ya got any room?"
    Lurker: *Implodes*

    AI: "Wanna see a magic trick, guys?"
    Everybody: "Sure!"
    AI" *Vanish*"
    Everybody: "Wow!"
    *...*
    Everybody: "Oh shit! She's gone!"
    Aika: "Oh... Uh, Nunu, do something!"
    Nunu: "Oh, alright."
    Adbots: "WE FOUND YOU FUCKERS. BUY OUR SHIT."
    Everybody: "Damn it!"

    Aika: "So check it out guys. You have a rep system, profile customization, social groups, and a variety of other fun things to do here."
    Everybody: "I'm sure this'll in no way backfire!"
    *Several rep wars later*
    Everybody: "I don't give a shit about rep. So long as I maintain mine, of course."

    Cappy: "ohai guise"
    Everybody: "SUPERMEME, GTF- Oh wait."

    Everybody: "Nunu, didn't we used to have another admin?"
    Nunu: "AI? No, she's had life situations to deal wi-"
    Everybody: "That's not what we mean."
    Nunu: "Ohh. Aika. Well, he's gotten rich and famous because of these forums, so he's become a millionaire superspy action movie star."
    Everybody: "Wow!"
    Nunu: "Oh, and he really likes TF2."

    Hettie: "Ohai, I'm working on a remake of JG!"
    Everyone: *and the fandom rejoiced* "YAY!"
    Random User #12: "Hmm, I know! I'll post these on a image site so I can flaunt em as my work!" (*sitation requested*)
    -A few hours later-
    Nunu: "Why is the userlist over 9000 now?"

    Aika: "I'M STILL HERE. DON'T FRET. Here's a shoutbox! It's like a chatroom, but not really!"
    Everybody: "Hoor-" *Five minutes later*
    Everybody: "-ay!"

    Deminies: "How dare you insult me, God's gift to fourums! Ye shall be scorned for even tarnishing my presence! However, try to defend yourself and you are still stupid, hatless and irish! I QUIT!"
    Everyone: "GTFO, you're worse then supermeme!"
    Deminies: "MAKE ME! And for that I'll post in my quitting thread to argue back some more!"
    Nunu: "...k." *banhammers*

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    I only take credit for the mentioning of Hettie, Deminies, and my shameless self-plugging, the rest (thus far) is from Darkfire's original posting, found here.
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    Most nonlurkiest lurker on the fourum(s) since 2004

    #2
    Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

    I'd make a post about my rage and its recent increase but, well, I'm lazy.

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      #3
      Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

      Who's WJ?

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        #4
        Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

        Waptor Jesus.

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          #5
          Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

          WJ was the first mod ULMF's ever had. He never really spoke much (I think he had less than 200 posts) and generally didn't do anything. He was only there in the first forums, then disappeared. According to some people, WJ was actually underage, which is why he left. I just like mentioning him because it's hilarious how even though he was the first mod, I'm almost certain he did absolutely nothing.

          Oh and reading back on this, I just realized how incredibly unfunny I am.

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            #6
            Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

            How did he become a mod?

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              #7
              Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

              Originally posted by DarkFire1004 View Post
              Oh and reading back on this, I just realized how incredibly unfunny I am.
              From memory, I tried to tell you this long ago, but everyone just negrep'd me for it

              But on a more serious note, I disagree in principle on including deminies, at least this soon. It's giving him the attention he so strongly wanted. Give it a year or so, then add it in if it still feels important. Afterall, we don't have youngmike's basically identical ragequit in there, do we?
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                #8
                Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                That's... a very good question. He was always a mod there. As far as I can tell, Aika never really talked about recruiting. Maybe WJ just asked beforehand?

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                  #9
                  Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                  I thought there was a recruiting process to the mods on the first boards?
                  What the fuck is this place?

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                    #10
                    Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                    400+ posts and you got mod powers. thats how i got mine, and how i discovered battle jesus.
                    It's hard to take the high ground when you're making a mountain out of a mole hill.

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                      #11
                      Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                      Wait, I thought you were always an admin?

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                        #12
                        Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                        i got bumped up to admin after project ragnarok.
                        It's hard to take the high ground when you're making a mountain out of a mole hill.

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                          #13
                          Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                          You do realise you're forgetting about the whole 'Beppo the Clown' thing at the beginning of the year, right?

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                            #14
                            Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                            that may or may not be on purpose.
                            It's hard to take the high ground when you're making a mountain out of a mole hill.

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                              #15
                              Re: Darkfire's (and then some) Abridged History of the ULMF Fourums

                              Originally posted by Nunu View Post
                              that may or may not be on purpose.
                              I know I wish I'd forget that he ever existed. Or at least got run over by a car or died peacefully in his bed or whatever.
                              "RPG's aren't about problems, they're about having fun and watching your grimdark world devolve into Monty Python quotes."

                              Just a little teaser: http://pastebin.com/vGndFrvY

                              For truly it is written, RTFM.

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