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Iggy

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I like my women the way I like my chicken wings, spicy.

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I like my women the way I like my twinkies, soft, spongy and delicious.

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Hopeyouguess62

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I like my women like I like my airports--with a clear landing strip.

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I like my woman the way I do my teeth, white and clean.

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Hopeyouguess62

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I like my women the way I like my Pikachu. Short, blonde, and servile (tail optional).

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Byzantine2014

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Necroing...

I like my women the way Nunu is, large, in charge and never around ;)

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TentanariX

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I like my women the way I like my condoms, smooth, small, slick and a snug fit.

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Byzantine2014

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I like my women the way I like my internet connection, fast to make the connection between two objects ;)

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Zepheral

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I like my women the way I like my grills, a nice fit on my mouth. :p

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TentanariX

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I like my women like the way I like my plants- stuck in one place, nice smelling, pleasant to look at, and soft to the touch.

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Zepheral

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I like my women like the way I like my alcohol, strong and give me a nice buzz.

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Byzantine2014

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I like my women the way I like a fan, blowing me off :3

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Zepheral

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I like my women the way I like Pepsi; bubbly, full of fizz and cheap. :p

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Byzantine2014

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I like my women the way I like an anus, ready, waiting and tighter than you could imagine ;)

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Zepheral

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I like my women the way I like cheesecake, sweet , smooth and a cherry intact.

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TentanariX

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my bed.... Soft, full, comforting, and easy to fall asleep on.

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Byzantine2014

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I like my women the way I like my video games, able to be picked up at any time and for a relatively cheap price :3

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Zepheral

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I like my women the way I like my lollipop, a few licks till I reach the center.

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Byzantine2014

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like unicorns, rare and associated with virginity ;)

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TentanariX

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my cream; light, sweet, soft and fun to eat.

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