I like my women the way I like my...

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Rehabilitation Centre. Treating me well after horrible abuse. Hello, Nurse!

Forest Dwelling Squirrel

 

[SirOni]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my forest dwelling squirrels; warm, fuzzy and always after my nuts.

Date Rape.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my date rape; Full of date rape.

Benjamin Franklin.

 

[Quartz]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like Benjamin Franklin, surrounded by french whores.

NASA.

 

[Rule 34]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like NASA - always ready to explore.

closet

 

[Games Dude]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my closet - Dirty and overflowing with junk.

Flashlight

 

[maikochan]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Flashlight, something to drain my batteries with.

Spatula

 

[Games Dude]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my spatula; flat and fulla holes.

Guitar

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my spatula; flat and fulla holes.

Guitar

I like my women like I like my guitar: feels good in my lap and easy to get it to make the right sounds.

Since that was cheating, I'll revisit an old one.

closet

I like my women like I like my closet, with me inside it.
Yeah, wrap your mind around that shit.

loose change

 

[Rule 34]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my loose change - loose.

handkerchief

 

[WerWulf]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my loose change - loose.

handkerchief

I like my women like i like my handkerchief

Ready for use at ANY time

Fonts

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my fonts: fancy, curvaceous, and old english

cage

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my cages; lightly decorated with silver.

blade

 

[Rule 34]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my blade - stained with blood.

printer

 

[maikochan]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my printer - Sitting on my table and doing work I would otherwise have to do.

Screwdriver Set

 

[Loveless]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Screwdriver Set - Always ready for any type of screwing action.

Towel

 

[Rule 34]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my towels - hanged from a high place.

Stranger

 

[Loveless]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my strangers - friendly, unassuming and open-minded.

...Was that right?

Pillow Case

 

[Games Dude]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my pillow case - open and ready to be stuffed anytime.

Glasses.

 

[Copper]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my glasses...laying right where I left them.

Hmmm...

Checks
(as in money slips)