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Quartz

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my checks: left bare for me to add whatever I please.

Blinds.
 

Copper

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my blinds, easily parted.

Camera
 

Loveless

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I like my women the way I like my camera - stylish, attractive and always nearby.

Marbles.
 

ToxicShock

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my marbles: with me losing em after I use em.

snow boots
 

Ranger Princess

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I like my women the way I like my snow boots, covered in leather and wrapped around my feet to keep me warm.

Tofu
 

maikochan

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I like my women the way I like my Tofu, a tasty alternative to meat.

In keeping with the food theme: Ice cream
 

Loveless

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I like my women the way I like my ice cream - always there to cool me down when I feel hot.

Soufflé!
 

Incubus

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Soufflé, high class.

Cabbage
 

Roksys

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I like my women the way I like my cabbage: soaked, over my stove, not being eaten by me, and not at all cabbage. X)

Adamantium
 

ToxicShock

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my adamantium, inside me.


napkins
 

Master_Bei_Shun

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I like my women like I like my napkins, sopping wet with cast off juices

Doorframe
 

Incubus

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I like my women like I like my doorframe; something I have to squeeze through.*

* No, I'm not huge. I'm storing a dead mattress behind my door, so I actually have to squeeze into my room at the moment. Although one could make an argument I don't really much like squeezing into my room...

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my flexibility: Making me want to do weird things.

llama
 

Incubus

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I like my women the way I like my Llama:


Chopsticks
 

OAMP

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I like my women like I like my chopsticks: Thin and always coming in twos.

Basement
 

Ili

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my basement.
Full of murderous intent.

COMICS
 

Rule 34

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my cartoons: With ink. (as in tattoos)

Country Music
 

Cappy

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I like my women the way I like my country music: Silenced


Clown Make-up
 

ToxicShock

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my clown makeup, spread out all over my face.

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Hentaispider

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my exhaust pipe; smoking hot

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