I like my women the way I like my...

[maikochan]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Television: distracting and able to take up huge portions of my time.

Turtle

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my woman like I like my turtles, hides just enough to make me curious.

The power of Heart!

 

[Beppo the Clown]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like The Power of Heart; helpless to stop me.

404

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

Error 404. I can't find the reason why I like women. Perhaps I changed it, but forgot to update the links. Please take it up with my brain for more information.

Diabolical Plot

 

[Incubus]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my Diabolical Plot, fiendishly evil and devilishly complicated.

Also work in a piranha tank in there somewhere.

Power Abuse!

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my power abuse. Habit forming, morally questionable.

Computer

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my computer: fast, efficient, and ready for my every command.

Voodoo

 

[Ili]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my voodoo. Spooky, and meddling with Forces Man Was Not Meant To Know.

Gnu.

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my GNU. Free to share and improve with others.

Bucket of Pellets

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my bucket of pellets. Whenever it seems like she's empty, she keeps coming and coming.

Comets

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my comets. Beautiful and clearly seen in the night sky.

Confetti

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my confetti. Copious, colorful, and shimmering.

Nail File

 

[Torakaka]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my nail file: made of metal with a razor sharp tip :3


Beach Balls

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my beach balls, bouncing, colorful, and in pairs.

Genie Lamp

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Genie Lamp. With a good rubbing, all of my desires can be fulfilled.

Dragon Slayer

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Dragon Slayer, reliable and covered in blood.

Whetstone

 

[AshPrince]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my whetstone, hard, grating, and a little wet.

Matches

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women that way I like my matches. With one good scratch, and they get off.

Cloaking Device

 

[Iggy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my cloaking device. They often have a time limit.

Men

 

[AshPrince]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like the women I like my men, voluptuous and with a vagina.

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