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ToxicShock

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(I'm having a little debate here, whether or not it made you laugh, mind giving me feedback on whether or not you thought it was funny)
 

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I need you to tell me what side you're on first so that I can disagree with you.
 

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Well the confusion has been cleared. The issue was a person didn't find it funny. I did. He was offended at the thought that someone could find it funny. And that irritated me.
 

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The joke was tasteless and you should be ashamed for thinking it was even remotely funny.
 

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Oh yeah, well you're white
 

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Your mom was white. That's right. We're going there.
 

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A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
 

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Re: You laugh, you lose.

Even if you're not a L4D2 fan, this is still pretty funny.

 

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Alright, I'm not usually one for Demotivationals, but every once and a while they got some gems.

Like this:

 

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Spoiler for size:

 

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(I'm having a little debate here, whether or not it made you laugh, mind giving me feedback on whether or not you thought it was funny)
Toxic! Fuck you! I lost!
 
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