You laugh, you lose.

[Newbie]

Re: You laugh, you lose.

This site may provide a few laughs, if you're into shadenfreude.

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[ToxicShock]

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Haha, my friend showed me that site just a few days ago and I've been checking it every day since. Some are obviously fake, but they're still funny

 

[Lucas]

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I've also seen Native American patterns with it in it.

 

[Newbie]

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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up a little.
Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

 

[Shrike7]

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i think the funniest thing about that last post was how you waited until most of the military types here were away before you posted it

 

[Newbie]

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Timing is the heart of comedy.

 

[Shrike7]

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Anyone else remember all those people during the last American elections, saying that there would be a Black president when pigs fly? Well, they were right, Obama's in office and wouldn't you know it, Swine Flu.

 

[ToxicShock]

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In my foolishness, I realize this is a joke that needs to be read aloud

What do you call four mexicans drowning?
Cuantro cinco

 

[BurningGold]

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Anyone see the latest issue of Action comics?

 

[Copper]

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Heynow, that's stolen from Superdickery...the Seduction of the Innocent section...

Gotta love things taken out of context...

 

[cross_grave]

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Ok... Who the Hell is that woman?

 

[ToxicShock]

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You mean Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Shrike7]

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That's amazing, I lol'd so hard XD

 

[cross_grave]

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You mean Carmen Sandiego?

Apparently, yes.

 

[lurker]

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Ok... Who the Hell is that woman?

The comment under that made me loose

 

[BurntToast]

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Ok... Who the Hell is that woman?

I just lost.

 

[Newbie]

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to hold the bulb and two to drink till the room spins.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Give up?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side.

 

[Newbie]

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[Kusanagi]

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Misty makes my Sudowoodo harden and explode everytime she trains it.

 

[Newbie]

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