Corrupt-a-Wish

[Iggy]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

(But I intended for it to flood, so HA!)



The pigeon plays it very badly.

I wish for an idea for a wish.

Granted, you get stabbed in the eye by a fountain pen.

I wish for world pieces.

 

[Aztlan]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get stabbed in the eye by a fountain pen.

I wish for world pieces.

Granted the world explodes.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Iggy]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted the world explodes.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, you spend it in bed with your dad forever!

I wish for a typo.

 

[Aztlan]

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Granted, you spend it in bed with your dad forever!

I wish for a typo.

Granted your hands are glued to your last typed keys.

I wish for a sword.

 

[handofdoz]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, its a sandwich spear

i want eternal happiness

 

[Luppikun]

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Granted, it's the name of Hannah Montana's new album.

I wish for the power of levitation.

 

[Aztlan]

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Granted, it's the name of Hannah Montana's new album.

I wish for the power of levitation.

Granted you float away never coming down.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Iggy]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted you float away never coming down.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you get shot down and exterminated by a Dalek.

I wish for fire.

 

[Aztlan]

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Granted, you get shot down and exterminated by a Dalek.

I wish for fire.

Granted your screaming in agony, do to being on fire.

I wish for a maid.

 

[mahoro.andou]

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who'll poison you

i wish for spacecraft

 

[Iggy]

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who'll poison you

i wish for spacecraft

Granted, it crashes.

I wish for a pony.

 

[Luppikun]

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Heheheh.... Granted. It's a My Little Pony.

I wish for a robotic exoskeleton

 

[Incubus]

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Granted, it attains sentience, takes control of your body and uses you to commit attrocities against mankind.

I wish those asshats hadn't fucked up my pizza.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Granted. They just fucked your pizza instead.

I wish I had more Mountain Dew.

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

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Granted. Your house is now flooded with it.

I wish for thousand bucks.

 

[Cappy]

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Granted. Your house is now flooded with it.

I wish for thousand bucks.

Granted, but you're mauled by them

Spoiler

I wish I had an adorable itty bitty companion cube.

 

[Iggy]

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Granted, but you're mauled by them

Spoiler

I wish I had an adorable itty bitty companion cube.

Granted, you are killed by trident wielded by a mentally challenged man.

I wish for snow.

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

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Granted. You're caught in possession of cocaine.

I wish for a hammock.

 

[Rain]

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Granted. You're caught in possession of cocaine.

I wish for a hammock.

Granted. One barbed-wire Hammock coming right up. Enjoy.

I wish for god-like powers!

 

[Luppikun]

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Granted. One barbed-wire Hammock coming right up. Enjoy.

I wish for god-like powers!

Granted. You're now Kira. You die.

I wish for a comfy pillow.