Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dusty]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ULNA?! FUCK YOU YOU CRAZY TERRORIST AND YOUR DAMN ALIEN LANGAUGE, I AIN'T GRANTING SHIT. MAN I'M GUNNA GO THERE AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING FOREARM.

I wish... I mean, FUCK.

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Your indecision causes your wish to misfire warping reality into erasing you from the entire multi-verse.

I wish for a meatball sub.

 

[DaniAotearoa]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

You are given a submarine made from meatballs.

I wish liars, er, I mean lawyers weren't such scumbags.

 

[Unnatural Kiwi]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted! Lawyers are no longer scumbags. They are now douchebags.

I wish for a Walmart to burst into a dazzling display of confetti.

 

[the_taken]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted! Wall-mart bursts into a dazzling display of confetti. But you miss it because the you got confetti in your eye and are now blind!

I wish for an automatic pizza dispenser with infinite supplies.

 

[Whiskywanderer]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but the anchovy button gets stuck and it spews out infinite anchovies triggering the great anchovy apocalypse of 2013.

I wsh for the world's coolest hat

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but the hat is a volcanic penis that melts your head.

I wish for the person below me to wish for a donut which is hidden inside the core of the moon. But the moon is like that from Majoras mask and has a creepy ass face and just want to take a bite out of earth pussy.

 

[the_taken]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted!

I wish for a donut which is hidden inside the core of the moon. But the moon is like that from Majoras mask and has a creepy ass face and just want to take a bite out of earth pussy, located right under Diagasvesle's location at all times.

 

[Whiskywanderer]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted the doughnut laden moon from Majora's mask wants to take a bite out of earth pussy, located right under Diagasvesle's location at all times. BUT Diagasvesle happens to currently be living 24/7 in your home stalking you and taking nudy pics.

I wish for my own personal bodyguard of Ninjas.

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, they betray and murder you within their first hour of service.

I wish for a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

 

[the_taken]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted! You now that how a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. However, it sealed with extreme pressure, so it is difficult to open. Then upon opening, it explodes and sends the delicious snack food flying all over the room.

I wish to meet my bloody end in glorious battle versus vile demons, and still win!

 

[Whiskywanderer]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted! Congrats you just defeated a hoard of vile demons in a glorious battle that will reverberate throughout the ages. Yay! Unfortunately towards the end you slipped over and sodomized yourself on your own sword ; it was very bloody. The remaining demons die laughing so you did win. But now you'll spend eternity as the laughing stock of all Valhalla.

I wish to be able to speak any language in the world

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you lose all comprehension of word meaning and have no idea what you are saying ever again.

I wish for a tin of curry sauce.

 

[the_taken]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted! You now have a tin of curry sauce. Extra Bland.

I wish the M key on y phone wasn't so fickle and worked liked new.

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but none of the other keys on your phone work now.

I wish for a 500mL bottle of isopropyl alcohol with a concentration of 99%.

 

[Whiskywanderer]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted Unfortunately the other 1% is made with nitric acid. The resulting explosive reaction scorches the eyebrows and nosehair off your face.

 

[the_taken]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

I wish to be seriously considered for a promotion.

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you are very seriously considered, but still passed over.

I wish for a bacon and mushroom stuffed-crust pizza.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Today, you receive a bacon and mushroom stuffed-crust pizza from 2 March 2013. As it was neither frozen nor refrigerated over the past 23 months, it is extremely hazardous to one's health.

I wish for Genie's freedom.

 

[Sprig]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Genies freedom was granted, you can't help but stare at the dead body that laid before you as yourself got bound to the lamp the genie once cursed the existence of. Welcome to your new life.

I wish that winter never came.