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Iggy

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For those new to this game, the rules are simple:

1)Find a way to corrupt the wish of last person who posted.

2)Then make your own wish (to be corrupted by sombody else).

I'll start:

I wish for some cake.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Poison Cake

I wish for a harem of devoted lovely girls.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but they want to kill you.

I wish for non poisonable food.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Pufferfish.

I wish for...a dollar.
 
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get hit on the head by an anvil.

I wish for an army of partridges in a pear tree.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but the trees get cut down.

I wish for the world not to never end.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you have to continue living in it.

I wish for a good dream.
 
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it turns into a nightmare.

I wish for a robot unicorn.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but it ends up eating you.

I wish for a bottled fairy.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

in your good dream this got moved to play by post.

I wish for breakfast
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it's Aurani.

I wish for an interesting life.
 
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you're in another dimension.

I wish people started quoting the wishes they grant.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, buy yo in another dimension now dog

I wish people started quoting the wishes they grant, for shitz
Granted, but the quote is corrupted.

I wish for the rain to continue.
 

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

"I wish for breakfast" Nunu
granted it then eats you.

I wish for a boat.
 
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

"I wish for breakfast" Nunu
granted it then eats you.

I wish for a boat.
Granted, you have to rap about being on it, FOREVER!!!

I wish for a pet rock.
 
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted it floods your hometown.

I wish for never ending sun.
Granted, Groudon fainted...

I wish for a pigeon playing the bassoon.
 

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(But I intended for it to flood, so HA!)



The pigeon plays it very badly.

I wish for an idea for a wish.
Granted but you forget it.

I wish for a passport.
 
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