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Last Post Wins: Haiku


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Everything you post
Must be a Haiku or else
You won't have the win
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Your dumb as a knob
Since you can't compare to me
Since I am your God.
 
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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Grammar is a plus
Knowing the language you speak
Helps make meaning clear.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Fuu FUu Fuu Fuu FUU
Thats a noise some animal
makes when it pees lots.

Bad Haiku's are bad.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Refrigerator
You say refrigerator?
I say the pumpkin!
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I remember this
Those haikus sucked pretty hard
Hopefully these won't.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I don't care about you
Your a whore, everyone now says
So, shut up and leave.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I don't care about you (6)
Your a whore, everyone now says (8)
So, shut up and leave. (5)
Only the last line
had five syllables in it
All the rest was wrong
 

Diagasvesle

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Why thank you very much
I realized that after I
posted the post there.
 

Pheonix Alugere

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Gibble gibble snop
Blackendangle shlooper net
Bickle wickle nee
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Refrigerator
A cool refrigerator
Refrigerator

((Probably the easiest haiku ever))
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Stop stealing toxic
Toxic came up with it first
Refrigerator
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

The story of how
A simple cooling device
Took over this thread.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Floating potatoes
they have mighty floating skill
they float very well
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

That is not true, fool
He didn't start the line with
Refrigerator
 
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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

What have you lot done
To this thread I tried to start?
Refrigerators?!?

Lowering this thread
With that manner of bullshit
is ridiculous.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Refridgerator
Is where Gator stores the wine
That makes her smile
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Why thank you very much (6)
I realized that after I
posted the post there.
Refrigerator
Is actually well-known
When used in haikus
 
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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Refrigerator
Is taking the easy way
rather than trying.
 
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