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Last Post Wins: Haiku


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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Write more for yourself
Learn something new ev'ry day
And post it for us
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I do it a lot
My poems are extensive
I'm just in a rut
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

You seem to be good
at this particular game
perhaps prompts would help?
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

My problem with prompts?
King of procrastination.
This happens a lot.
 

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Stop worrying, bitch
it's time to sit the fuck down
start gettin' 'er done
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Twelve pages of work
Thirteen chapters to study
All due in two days.

Once in a while
I hit ruts when work is due
After that I'm good
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I hear you for sure
I'm putting off my homework
to goggle at bewbs.

:D

Here's an idea
What about steamiest porn
crammed into haiku?

(I'm sure it's been done!)
 

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Not a bad idea
Sickest shit I ever heard?
Alaskan pipeline
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Haven't heard of it
Not sure that I want to know
Though I'm curious
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Not sure I should say
There's urban dictionary
If you really want
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Jesus Christ people,
You must have no life today.
Hmm, dirty sanchez.
 
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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I just remembered
That this is, in fact, a thing.
Behold, three year bump.
 
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Counting Syllables
Visit Site
They can help you there
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Oh my fucking God
Is that the Epic Sax Guy?
Also, one bump!
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

When I write haiku
My mind is not quick enough
I use my fingers
 
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Blagtastic88

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Moldovan Sax Guy
Is indeed a spectacle
Watch Eurovision
 
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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Sax guy's amusing
But I've a more fav'rite one
Just one word: OPA!
 
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Blagtastic88

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Greece's song was stale
Eastern European Funk
Is were it's at
 
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