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ZeroSpace

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Re: Kill the person above you.

*Blows up the cloning factory Dia's in*
I got like dozens more.
 
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*blows up Zero*

Yeah, you should learn something about storing explosives, though.
 

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Re: Kill the person above you.

Wonders why people try to kill him.
Begins to masturbate at a porn movie of Zero's clones gangbanging the original zero to death. Gives some popcorn to Cross_grave as they watch it.
The popcorn is poisonous to everyone but me :D!
 

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A strange cloaked figure walks up to Diaga and speaks "╨╧╬═╠╥╘┌█▄"

Diaga becomes confused.
 
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*chews on the popcorn... and the popcorn box*

Meh, I've eaten worse things.
 

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Geez Dia whats with you and being gay?
I mean clone having gay sex is ok I suppose but you need to dress one up and call him the original... thats going too far..
*Turns Clones into girls*
There we are, much better now the "original" won't suffer so much.

Btw those popcorns are bombs.
 
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And... Your point is?

*smoke comes out of mouth*
 

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Yah man seriously. You just had to ruin the secret of it's explosive taste didn't you? So how's it taste cross? I put extra acid and crack in it. And some venom.
 
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I'd rather be called Grave. As for the taste, it could use some mould.

*kicks Dia's lungs out of his body*

Sorry, force of a habit.
 

Diagasvesle

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Re: Kill the person above you.

It's okay. I can do without a body soul essence mind or anything. Ok theres the mould in the popcorn. Anything else corpse?
 
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Hmm... I'd set it on fire, but that's just my preference.

*causes a rift that disrupts Dia's existence*
 

Diagasvesle

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I don't have an existence......
*makes googly eye's at corpse who then munches on zero brains! also causes a rift to kill all the clones, and factories and makes it impossible for zero to have clones and makes it impossible for zero to overturn that impossibility. If zero overturns it, it specifically kills him for doing that. And all his clones.*
 
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Re: Kill the person above you.

You know, high-speed regeneration is a much more efficient way of dealing with damage.

*connects Dia's lower parts to a car battery via a set of wires*
 

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*Sneaks up behind grave and catches grave in a pokeball*
 

Diagasvesle

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Re: Kill the person above you.

Which lower part are you referring to?
*Smacks Grave with a cross thus performing cross_grave.*
 

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Re: Kill the person above you.

Yeah Dia... about that thing you tried to do to me?
It didn't work.
I have anti - rift device everywhere
 

Diagasvesle

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Re: Kill the person above you.

Why aren't you in sex with your girlfriend?
*Throws a donut at corpse.*
 
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*eats donut*

I've never had one?
 

Diagasvesle

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The donut is very delicious.
Cross stuffs himself full of donuts. They become his grave.
 
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