Kill the person above you.

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Apparently, I am not. I simply have an insane system.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

If you had the swallow whole ability you could swallow your enemies and force them to cut their way out of your stomach, injuring you in the process.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

I prefer when they're bite-size. Speaking of which...

*chops Phoenix up*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Explodes in a ball of fire incinerating the nearby area before reforming from out of the fire and ashes*

You might want to refrain from killing me. It damages everything nearby, not to mention it hurts like hell.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

YOUR FIRE!? *Chops phoenix up, jumps back, pulls out a marshmallow on a stick with a hotdog and waits.*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Explodes again and ends up burning away Diaga's marshmellow before reforming*

Could you please not do that, it rather hurts.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*repeatedly assaults Phoenix with a mace*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

My marshmallows. Goes over to phoenix's shoulder and cries on it. Then backstabs phoenix in the heart! I'll meet you in heaven! or hell.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Explodes again, this time incinerating both grave and diaga who were standing to close, upon reforming everyone else notices Pheonix seems a bit younger*

Would you please stop. If you keep killing me I'll start regressing in age until I hit about 5 and I'll probably start changing into random genders as well.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

EXPLODE AGAIN! Heaven didn't want me. And hell gave up on me. Since heaven is my worst nightmare! *Stabs Phoenix again!* Also purgatory didn't want me either, since I wanted into heaven!

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Explodes and kills Diaga again*

Why do I have to get stuck with the most annoying immortality method? This really hurts. Says Pheonix as it stands up as a 16-year-old boy. Would you at least stop killing me long enough for me to find fire-proof clothing? My clothes just get incinerated otherwise.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Give's Phoenix a fire-proofed gundam, the size of a skyscraper with fireproof cloth's that are genetic to Phoenix and will change shape according to phoenix. Then kills phoenix after phoenix puts on cloths with a bullet through the eye to the brain.*

Keep exploding. Sooner or later, they have to take me in! HAHAHAH!

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Explodes and kills diaga again*

Bloody Hell, what's wrong with you? I told you this revival process hurts. Pheonix says as it starts to reform again, before looking down at it's body. Besides you wouldn't kill a, eh, twelve or so year old girl would you?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

What are you talking about? Look at my body right now? I'm a fucking 3 year old girl. Damn you HEAVEN! Also prepare to die again! *Shoots hands at phoenixs eyes and into her brain and out through the back of her skull.*

Also could you vote on my story? I need a tie breaker.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Explodes again.*

Gah, fuck, stop that. The nine year old boy in front of you demands. He then makes a dash for the protective shell of the fire-proof gundam.


(Sure, here's a vote here for 5 if you want it, I haven't actually been paying attention lately)

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Only to find diagasvesle infront of as a muscular man with a 40 inch dick in his face and bigger then his head.
MAH DICK WILL CRUSH YOU!
PRoceeds to crush phoenix with gigantic ass dick!

Could you post vote in my story?

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Offers all people who post in this thread an irresistible and endless banquet of delicious foods, given that they cannot leave. So they may drink and be merry until they die.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Until I kill phoenix again and we all die in a horrible burning sensation.

Votes please. (Phoenix please post 5 as your vote inside the thread, otherwise I can't count it =/)

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Explodes from the oversized dick crush attack*

You are a very mean person, desu. Says the small 5-year-old girl in front of you.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Still not in heaven! I got it! Freezes phoenix in a cyrogenic pod. I then dump phoenix onto a planet that doesn't spend and is at absolute zero.

Story update!