Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back - GAME OVER

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

People who have put their cards down: Baka, Ranger, Blue, Plmnko, OAMP

People who I don't have as putting their cards down: Toxic, Tass, and Spidah

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

Alisa passes her vote to the messenger.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

THE VOTES ARE IN

XENIA (BLUE) HAS BEEN ELECTED AS FUHRER WITH ERIKA (BAKA) AS THEIR REICHSKANZLER.

THREE POLICIES HAVE BEEN DELIVERED TO XENIA

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[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

XENIA (BLUE) DISCARDED ONE CARD, GAVE TWO TO ERIKA (BAKA)

ERIKA DISCARDED ONE CARD, AND PUT A FASCIST POLICY IN PLAY.

THE INVESTIGATIVE PRESIDENTIAL POWER HAS BEEN ACTIVATED!

XENIA (BLUE) MUST NOW CHOOSE ONE MEMBER OF LEGISLATION TO INVESTIGATE TO LEARN HER TRUE LOYALTIES

FASCIST POLICY #2: ALL NON-SEXY MEMBERS OF ARSTOTZKA MUST ONLY GO OUT AT NIGHT, WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE THEIR UGLINESS.​

 

[OAMP]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Ach! This is most distressing! I would not be one to rule out Hubert's interference again, though of course verbal confirmation would be nice. I am sure the others will want to discuss this most vigorously, but I must insist the more important issue is who we investigate! I have perhaps overstepped my welcome in this non-elf land, so I will let others open the floor on that issue."

 

[BlueSlime]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Zere were only facist policies in mein hand. Zis either means we were very unlucky, or zat ve have been lied to by vahn ov ze previous presidents.

I vill use my presidential power to examine ze loyalty ov Ampia (OAMP)."

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Xenia (Blue)'s handy tracker of previous claims:

Government #1: President Emelie (Tass) and Chancellor Alisa (Spider)

Tass discards Fascist Policy (FP) and Spider discards Liberal Policy (LP)

Result: Liberal Policy.

Draw Deck: 10 FP, 4 LP

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Government #2: President Mitzi (plmnko) and Chancellor Eliza (Ranger Princess)

plmnko discards FP and Ranger Princess discards FP.

Result: Liberal policy.

Draw Deck: 8 FP, 3 LP

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Government #3: President Ampia (OAMP) and Chancellor Brigitte (Toxicshock)

OAMP discards FP and Toxicshock discards FP.

Result: Fascist Policy.

Draw Deck: 5 FP, 3 LP

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Government #4: President Xenia (BlueSlime) and Chancellor Erika (Aurani)

Blue discards FP and Aurani discards FP

Result: Fascist Policy.

Draw Deck: 2 FP. 3 LP

 

[OAMP]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Ze gasp!" Ampia covers her mouth with one hand, momentarily shocked. "Well, I suppose thanks to Comrade Eliza you all suspect me, I should have known as much! Hmpf! I am used to such prejudice as your people do not appreciate us elves!"

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Ve shall see za results of za investigation for ourselves. Zough I admit I am quite concerned at za direction of our country at zis time."

 

[Aurani]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Zis iz terrible, I had no choice in zis matter as zere were only fascist policies in my hand. Let us hope zis does not become a habit."

 

[BlueSlime]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

Xenia frowns and puts down the dossier that her secretary provided her. She glances over at the elven councilor.

"It vould seem zat your clandestine activities among ze elven population of Arstotzka are not aimed at a revolution against our glorious democracy... You are a Liberal."

Xenia looks down at the photos again, shaking her head.

"Ze excesses of your nightly orgies however... the amount of Kolachian orcs that you bring across our border to fuck your elven holes silly needs to be reigned in. Zere is a world-wide economical crisis you know..."


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(OOC)

I had expected OAMP to be a fascist, but she is not, which means that her story about three Fascist policies checks out. Either we have been unlucky, or one of the first two governments has chucked a LP.

The chances must be close to certain that there will be at least one liberal policy next government.

 

[OAMP]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

Ampia frowns at the continued debasing of Elven culture, but for the moment will put such things aside. "Well, from what people have said, the only two who could have possibly lie without being called by their Chancellor are Emelie or Mitzi, unless they had also chosen a known fascist conspirator. I think that is unlikely. For now, I will say we have been unlucky. I will not 'throw thee under a bus' as some degenerates say."

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OOC: Just noticed, literally can't spell Emelie without LIE. That said, this is just a joke

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

XENIA HAS OBSERVED AMPIA'S LOYALTY CARD

THEIR IDENTITY IS NOW KNOWN ONLY TO XENIA

ELIZA (RANGER) IS NOW RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND VOTES MAY COMMENCE WHEN SHE SELECTS A REICHSKANZLER

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[Ranger Princess]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Zhese are dark times in Arstotzka vhen ugly people are forced to hide from za police just because of za crazy fascist policies zis body has enacted. I had been planning to choose Mitzi as mein chancellor because we passed a liberal policy together... but if it is really true zat Ampia is a liberal, zhen I shall choose her. For za sake of Arstotzka, I hope zhat she vill not let me down."

(I choose Ampia)

 

[OAMP]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

Ampia gasps again, this time with genuine surprise. "Well, I guess we have done a true 180 then. I am of course flattered by your trust in me, and I will see that it is not misplaced!"

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

NOTICE: THERE IS NO TIME LIMIT FOR VOTING.​

 

[Aurani]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Well if Xenia is to be trusted, zen I vote Ja!"

 

[OAMP]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

NOTICE: AMPIA LIKES TO PROCLAIM HER OWN SUPERIORITY​

 

[BlueSlime]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"Knowing zat Ampia is Liberal, zis is an acceptable government. I vill approve."

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

NOTICE:

DON'T YOU SASS ME

*SNAPS GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN FINGERS*

MM-HM​

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back

"I just zhought of a question I would like to ask of za parliament. In za event zat I am lucky enough to draw two liberal cards, does za parliament zhink I should give zhem both to Ampia to play it safe or give her 1 of each to test her loyalty to za liberal cause? I am open to suggestions on zis."