These are Tentacles!

[Hopeyouguess62]

[Performed to the tune of

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from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.]

(old pervert)
Now you’ve probably wondered where tentacles come from!
If you haven’t, I’d say it’s time you’d begun.

(chorus)
Boys and Girls of Legal Age,
Would you like to see a new page?
Turn off your adult controls,
Please be nice and don’t feed the trolls!
These are tentacles! These are tentacles!
Lurkers wank in the dead of night!
These are tentacles! Headed for your genitals!
Beat your meat til your roommate sees computer light.
It’s our own porn cartel—a forum for Linemarvel.
(feminine voice)
I am the girl getting off on her bed… hands in my panties and legs fully spread.
(raspy voice)
I am the monster disguised as a chair… dicks like snakes and stripping you bare.
(chorus)
These are tentacles! These are tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles!
(milfs)
On this page we call home, everyone’s boned til they scream and moan!
(nunu)
On this page, it’s a happy place, don’t be a dick and you won’t get kicked.
(chorus)
Nunu takes douches and puts them in the trash can
See when they try to advertise and they get BANNED!
These are tentacles! Inside you they’ll start to swell!
Did you run? Well, you’ll get caught!
Download once, download twice, keep it legal, pay the price.
Whether it’s poon or a woman with a dick!
(porn tree)
Everybody cum! Everybody cum!
(chorus)
In the page of Linemarvin!
(rapist)
I am the man with no eyes in his face,
Raping the girls so they stay in their place!
(ghost)
I am the ghost with his cock in the air,
Stroking my shaft so it flies in your hair.
(wolf-man)
I am the beast sticking it in your bum,
Filling your ass to the brim with cum!
(chorus)
These are tentacles! These are tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles!
Tentacles! Tentacles!
(tentacle babies)
Lots of newbies everywhere! Try to be nice and show us you care!
(tentacle gods)
We’ll be nice and treat you well, in this forum of Linemarvel!
(chorus and nunu)
In this town, we’re all legal here! Everyone’s waiting for the Mystic Girl!
Keep coming back where the tentacles attack and the vines join in shooting green from their nut sacks!
These are tentacles! Everybody cum! Won’t you please get ready for a very special treat!
Aika’s an administrator, and a chronic masturbator!
If he keeps going then he might go blind, now!
These are tentacles! These are tentacles!
Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles!
On this page, we have fun, we all walk when it’s rape or run.
La la la la la la la la! Tentacles! Tentacles!
La la la la la la la la! Tentacles! Tentacles!
La la la la la la la la! Tentacles! Tentacles!
La la la la la la la la la la la la! Ooooooh!
[moans]



[Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, PLEASE don't sue me, I'm too pretty for prison.]

 

[Xantia]

Re: These are Tentacles!

If there we a Facebook for such things, this would be liked, Favorited and whatever the hell else people do on Facebook these days.
*thumbs up*
Awesome ^_^