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[Hopeyouguess62]

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And my friends laughed when I prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I'm ready for you, face-eaters.

...

Seriously though, that's all manner of fucked up. All I want to know is, what did the victim say to the biter to set him off?

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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I think you smell?

You got ugly on your face?

You are no real super sand?

No fuckin clue what sets people off... People just go off...

 

[ToxicShock]

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You got ugly on your face?

Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.

4.
Itchy.
Tasty.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Seriously though, that's all manner of fucked up. All I want to know is, what did the victim say to the biter to set him off?

Channeled his best Bill Paxton:

"Let me guess... laundry day,"

 

[ToxicShock]

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Channeled his best Bill Paxton:

"Let me guess... laundry day,"

Or

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I've been of 0 help to this thread

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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Or

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I've been of 0 help to this thread

Perhaps he was just

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Or maybe he just wanted to

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There's no "helping" this thread, really...

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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No one else made the connection? Naked guy... laundry... promptly killing after?

 

[Newbie]

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I'd wager PCP before zombies. Still, it's probably time for some rifle practice anyway. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure; especially when there is no cure, or the cure is bullets.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Maybe we're all overshooting. Maybe the guy said "I bet you $1000 you can't eat my face."


And technically the victim was right, the cops stopped him before he could.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I'd believe that more if the guy wasn't naked... perhaps a nutty PCP/Meth combo apocalypse is about to come upon us.

Or it simply was a zombie and the guy was naked after escaping a morgue, and the cop's don't want to release the information that it took so many shots because it wasn't until the last one that there was a headshot...

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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Just leave that there...

 

[ToxicShock]

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ZOMBIES!

Or reavers.

OR ZOMBIE REAVERS.

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[super_slicer]

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lol, canada and south america seem to be the places to go. No zombies whatsoever!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Hehe, that's not exactly what the map means.

Zoom in on the red parts, it's mapped out locations in the area that could prove useful

 

[super_slicer]

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Oh I see now.

Haha, exactly as I planned! Nothing useful whatsoever mapped out near me. Which is good for me since I know where I can get everything I need (People from NYC have second homes up here that are just begging to be looted at the drop of a hat), and it means that nobody's going to come here thinking they're going to be able to find anything worth the trip! The zombie apocalypse hasn't even started and I've already won!

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Map doesn't show half the useful things in my area. Which is good, less people to know about it.

 

[Courage Wolf]

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4 armories in my town and several warehouses. I think I'll be alright and a municipal airport next door complete with underground fuel reservoirs and extra planes

 

[NorthernCross]

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Hm... I won't be short on medical supplies. Standard assortment of other supplies. Only one shooting range and the Army Reserve Center though.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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I'm prepared to be the eye candy slaughtered in the first ten minutes of the zombie horror show.

...and then I will come eat you all...all of you!

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I'll protect ye dear.