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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 

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A common problem with sexual innuendo is the recipient being unable to wrap their hands around the intended meaning. In this case, an individual using sexual innuendo will often start slow and eventually build up, increasing depth more and more until the recipient feels the actual thrust of the point and the innuendo climaxes. An innuendo is always the most pleasing when no one sees it coming, often by entering the mind through the rear. Some skilled people are even able to use several sexual innuendos quickly in succession, resulting in multiple innuendo-esque climaxes. Key phrases can grasp the sentence by the ankles and part its long clauses allowing the orator to penetrate the essence of the sentence. In this regard, the key is to avoid stiff, rigid words, for ones that give the meaning of the sentence a firm rise in innuendic possibilities. Some regard sexual innuendo as an art form, and it goes without saying that one needs a certain level of oral skills in order for the fluidic exchange of innuendo to succeed. However, this is not enough to fill the requirements. One needs to pay special attention to the region of the sentence to which the innuendo will enter. For lasting effects, it is most important to enter deep within the recipient's consciousness and to ensure that all of the seeds of humor have flowed forth. This is not an easy task for most people, so it is only through rigorous repetition of the insertion of sexual innuendo that one can fully master the uplifting effects it can have on vocabulary.
 

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That's what she said
 

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On another side note, one must remember that when practicing innuendo to somebody who has heard it for the first time, one must be ready to slowly enter in the tight quarters of the reader's mind, lest risk getting their ideas unpleasantly stuck within the annals of the reader's mind.

Although sexual innuendo requires masterful manipulation of parts of speech (and sometimes the skillful use of body language), for most people it comes quickly. There is currently much debate over whether an extended innuendo can substitute for technique, for example:
 

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Keep going Lumarin... I am reading this
But you won't have the win.
 
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Pale posted that with some guy reading it out in a serious voice. Lulz.
 

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Originally created by authors as a way to firmly grab their readers' imaginations and caress them with an artistic touch for maximum effect, skillful use of sexual innuendo has long since stood erect in much of society. Since its conception, sexual innuendo has slowly and smoothly spread across much of the face of pop culture. Despite periodic attempts by some to wipe away the practice, spurts of sexual innuendo continue to stick to the front of society, rivulets of which flow down into cultural nether regions and pool there. There are many who believe that sexual innuendo should be thrust onto and into society. It is generally considered inappropriate to insert it into the minds of children. However, from kindergarden to 12th grade children constantly have sexual innuendo thrust into their minds by both their teachers and classmates. This has caused a great excess of sexual innuendo to be secreted from schools.
 

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....pedophilia
 
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Possibly the best bit of the song.

Although I love the "good conductor" line and who can forget the one about statutory rape.
 

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... I was playing 'Sonny 2' on armor games recently and encountered an enemy that had an attack called 'force entry' does that seem sketchy to anyone else?
 
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Not as much as "Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion"
 

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Possibly the best bit of the song.

Although I love the "good conductor" line and who can forget the one about statutory rape.
I love how I got into trouble at work cuz I was telling my friend this song. ...I'm a children's counselor.
 

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There is a comedian who's name I forget who refuses to say he's not a pedophile on the grounds that he may have just not met a kid he liked yet.
 

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Here's my daily post I'm gonna go to bed now.
 
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