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...but it would eat the toothpick...
 
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That is merely a one eyed monster creature, the ultimate eye is this:

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IT HAS NO MOUTH!
 
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...heaven help us if it loses that contact lens...
 
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Yeah, it probably wouldn't be too happy since without the red lens, it's iris would be a lovely mix of pink and sky blue.
 
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Also think of how gusty it would be up there...
That poor eye would be all watery and blinded...
 
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That's probably another source of the red color. Think about how raw and irritated that eye would be.
 
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Another source of its angry angst: think of how long its been since it was laid...
how many large eyes attached to giant towers ever swing by?
 
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That's probably why it likes Saruman. He has a large tower, too.
 
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I still hold firm the belief that this series is a grim prediction of the world trade center...
Tolkien was in fact an avatar of Nostradamus as he traveled through the ages in the Tardus before writing a series of loosely veiled stories about his travels through parallel universes....
 
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Would that make Frodo the first plane, Gollum the second, and the ring a terrorist?
 
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No the ring is in fact the linking factor predicted by Tolkien of Japan's underhanded manipulation of the events that will inevitably lead to their rise of power, eventually creating a one world dictatorship under Voltron...
 
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Verily!
In fact, twas the pineapple who brought this to my attention.
Had it not, then a fear the Galactic republic would not have collapsed into the Empire and Lucas would not have made millions...
 
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Did you mean 'I fear' and not 'a fear'?
(Also, are you aware that posting in the last post wins thread does not add to your post count?)
 
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Ah that is indeed a typo XD
And I am aware of this :3
yet post counts are not anything that really matter to me...
 
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What keeps me here is the amusing banter and debates.

For example, if one was to clone themselves, would having sex with said clone be gay, or simply masturbation...? If you chose to kill said clone, would it be murder, or suicide?
 
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Make your clone the opposite gender and you get to either rape or have consensual sex with yourself.

Selficide.
 
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