Re: Last Post Wins
No, I am a scientist.
Anyways, I am out of "Win Polish" I am gonna have to go all the way out and do a quest so I can get this special side quest to get this item to do this quest for another side quest to trade in for this item so I can get this other side quest for another side quest to get this one item which can be traded in for this other item, then I need to go hunt a dragon down, combine it with the item, cast a spell on it, give it to this guy so he can use some epic magic on it, then drop it on in this place so I can get access to this dungeon, run it, get the item at the end of it, then trade that in for another item, then mix that with this other side quest item I have to get, then boil it for 10 minutes before adding some herbs, then put it in to bake for another 12 minutes, let cool for 9, before I can stir it clockwise 6 times before adding some lemon juice and water, stir it again for another 7 times, let sit for an hour before shaking it in a violent manner, and then serve it "on-the-rocks" to this NPC before he can give me this other side quest which will let me take this complicated side route filled with traps and high level monsters so I can get access to a hidden boss battle which has a chance to drop the polish at a 27% drop rate.
All in all, I will be gone for most of the weekend, so make sure the win doesn't get too dirty ok? Stains are hard to scrub out.