Well if you were good at making coffee, soggy potato chips are worse.
Because if you did add salt to your coffee, you can just pour the saltcoffee out and make another one.
Tsk tsk, just because a person cannot acheive that level of coffee making it does not mean that others around them cannot. And let me tell you... my level of coffee making is indeed as good as Chuck Noris's round house kick.
That's like trying to prove that Chuck Noris can deflect a .50cal bullet with his roundhouse kick shot from a 100 mile high mountain with a distance of 67m.