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[Hopeyouguess62]

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Absolutely! For a limited time only, we'll even throw in the nutritional value of the biscuits! It's insane! Such savings! We're practically giving them away!

 

[neegak]

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How much for the biscuit?

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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It's two... two... two for the price of one! Order now!

 

[ZeroSpace]

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But how much is one?

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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Why buy just one, when you can have TWO for the PRICE of ONE! It's DOUBLE SAVINGS! ORDER NOW!
No refunds, exchanges, or returns permitted. Biscuits may be moldy. Biscuits may be poisonous. Biscuits may be ill-tempered. Do not taunt biscuits. Biscuits may be part of a nefarious intergalactic conspiracy to take over the world. By ordering biscuits you agree to serve your new alien masters faithfully, and to make various breakfast foods for Hopeyouguess62 upon request. Failing to order biscuits or comply with biscuit commands will result in a state of abject slavery and possibly summary execution. Long live our new Overlords! Praise be to N'gahk'tha'pingwa!!

 

[Sprig]

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*Returns to the thread, a year older and slightly fatter from foodstuffs!*

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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Happy Birthday?

 

[ZeroSpace]

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I do not agree with your terms for biscuits, and is the said alien overlord the Queen?

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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*throws ZeroSpace into the slave pits*

 

[ZeroSpace]

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*Does not enter slave pit and proceeds directly to Go-> and gets 200$*
I do not agree with your terms, including the part about not ordering the biscuits, thus your term is null and invalid and has no effect on me. Don't make me side with the Frenchies.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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Not sure what you're talking about. I was just trying to offer you a good deal on biscuits.

 

[Sprig]

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What kind of biscuits are these which you are trying to sell? The biscuits of my english homeland, or the strange bread things from your amercian soil?

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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We sell both--our UK branch specializes in and distribute traditional English-style biscuits. But the flavor and the savings are both out of this world!

 

[ZeroSpace]

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I thought I was trying to get a raincloud.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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No, I was receiving a free raincloud, and then you brought up Communism.

 

[Sprig]

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You should just pull a lupin on him, steal it while being distracted by the sillyness of it all!

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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I think I'm gonna go hide my raincloud now.

 

[ZeroSpace]

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I know a very good hiding place if you want to use it.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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Nah. I'm good, thanks.

 

[ZeroSpace]

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So, anybody got anything else interesting they want to share?