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So, those of you who’ve read Nunu’s primer on dating, allow me to present something of a 180 on the topic. (Feel free to call it the Evil counterpart to Nunu's tips; I'd get off on it) I’m going to have to begin at something of a tangential direction to my point, but bear with me...

So, thinking about creating a character? If so, first off you’re going to want to know a few basics about the game you’re getting into. If you don’t feel like reading all of the expanded lore, the quick-start guide to the game is in the spoiler below: Otherwise, you can find a fairly in...

The Story So Far (I think this has shown up at least eight times in the subforum so far, you should be good to skip it by this point) : The last two weeks at ULMF had been busy ones. V-Bulletin’s aid workers can be seen in almost every sector of the city, fixing up the last of the damage...

Exactly what it sounds like. This isn't the place to post your character sheets; that is Here, along with what you'll want to know before creating a character sheet. If all the threads have gotten you absolutely lost, I've made a list of all the threads below, in decending order of how...

(If you've read the Expanded Details thread, you already know everything in the first three paragraphs. If you've read the Ingame History of ULMF and the Internet as well, you'll already know everything in the first six paragraphs.) Defend ULMF takes place on the Internet. The Internet contains...

THE STORY SO FAR: As the game sets off, we find our heroes nearing a climatic final battle with a fearsome foe. However, in order to understand how we got here, we’re going to need to go back some… Years in the past – and very many of them, at that – the addbots first appeared. No one is...

My continuation of DULMF is in most-all ways identical to the original. It is freeform, gives a good amount of control to the players, and it applies Schrodinger principles to its universe – that is, anything can potentially exist or not exist in the game’s universe until someone explicitly uses...

For those in the know about the game, I am unofficially adopting Burrito_of_Doom!’s freeform RP baby as its Host, with a good deal of help from my Co-GM, Pale. For those who wonder what the hell the above sentence is on about: Defend ULMF is a freeform RP created by Burrito_of_Doom! that...

(Let me just warn you in advance, this story is patently TERRIBLE. I am far better at RPing than I am at story-writing. That said, let the tale commence!) Shots rang out across the park between two buildings, a few short bursts from one on the edge before a mounted machinegun from the...

Welcome, welcome, laaaadieees and gentlemeeen, to the battle of the century! In the demonic corner, we have the hentai-finding, rather-slow-replying, criticising, arguing, wall-o-text writing, hateful, occasionally-helpful, self-proclaimed-evil-demon HOOOOOOOOOOOOST! Aaaaand in the holy...

320~MB. Mod Edit: Dead link removed Note: Definitely needs Japanese Non-Unicode support. I take no credit for the upload; I saw this a while ago, didn’t download it cause of the file size (I had been looking for a small game) and forgot about it till recently, when I found it again in my...

The '[]' section after every entry denotes some of the content in the story. If nothing is given it's probably standard stuff. That or I forgot it. Which is actually more likely. Dojin, 88.24MB: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M9E6MCHC Features: Something in Moonspeak involving both Samus...

...we just hit one thousand threads. Congrats, people!

Hopefully this ends up working and I can get this running properly...

There are many different hentai creatures of many different forms, from the humble grass eater tentacle to the mighty 'World Fucker' Wyrm. This Bestiarum Vocabulum aims to be a comprehensive collection of each aspect of every one of these majestic creatures, from their diets, to their physical...