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Aristocratic slap-fight game?


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I stumbled across this, and thought it was weird enough to be worth a look. The game is literally about aristocratic girls slap-fighting. Really.

Not very relevant to my interests, but it was just so hilariously strange, I had to share. I can't get past the first 'level', even on the easiest difficulty, but it's implied that you get to slap-fight several different characters. Which is good, I guess.

There doesn't seem to be anything overtly naughty in it, so I decided to put this thread here, instead of in hentai games. I hope thats OK.

 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Well...I gave it a shot and yeah, it's rather difficult. Story seems very...Jane Eyre, with a Japanese twist to it. Managed to beat the first level, but the downside? You start the next level with the same amount of health as you ended the first one with. Needless to say, one hit and I was done. Meh.

Btw, I took a look at the "movie" tab at the top. WTFF is that thing in the top right with the crazy electric hair? And thanks to , now I know...and guess what...there's a .
 
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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Damn, I keep getting to round 4 but the matriarch is a BITCH.

Or a witch, she's all glowy and stuff.

God DAMN this'd be easier with a less sucky muose.

EDIT: Made it to round 5 (which is the final round), but.... no way am I beating the evil demon matron.
 
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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Yeah, mine's not so great either. Though watching it, I got a better understanding of how to play. I can see this coming out for the DS or something, but it's so blasted short, it wouldn't be worth it.
 
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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Btw, I took a look at the "movie" tab at the top. WTFF is that thing in the top right with the crazy electric hair? And thanks to , now I know...and guess what...there's a .
Really, a sequel? Crazy, I wouldn't have thought something like this would be popular enough to warrant a sequel. Then again, I suppose some people might enjoy watching ladies slap each other.

In any case, I'll have to give it a another shot, seeing as you two got so much further than me.
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Oh this game, I found it ages ago on 4chan. Couldnt for the life of me complete the first level and ever since then its been sitting in my laptop. Somewhere.
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Really, a sequel? Crazy, I wouldn't have thought something like this would be popular enough to warrant a sequel. Then again, I suppose some people might enjoy watching ladies slap each other.

In any case, I'll have to give it a another shot, seeing as you two got so much further than me.
It's not so much a sequel as Part 2. You have to beat the creepy Matron lady (the thing with the electric hair at the end there), watch the credits, and then Part 2 starts.
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

This game is strangely entertaining, once you figure out the pattern that is so you can actually win. Stuck on the 3rd one myself.
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Everytime I do counter, she sits there and does nothing and then gets slapped automatically.
And dat bitch keeps slapping me out of turn.

Fun though
*edit* nice, I got dis shit down pat now.
 
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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Finally made it up to the 4th girl, but that housekeeper is one tough bitch.
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Yeah, I can't get passed the 4th girl, it's tough because the counters are where you lose health usually. Once you have slap and evade, you should just try to sit back, avoid her hits, and then attempt to hit her normally.
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

The matron is a bitch, but the 5th one is epic hard (and has like 8 health WTF)
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

Well, she is the end boss. She's not supposed to be easy.
 

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Re: Aristocratic slap-fight game?

I loled. But I think I'll give this game a miss. That video was more enjoyable than the game possibly could be. I managed to trick a friend that it was an upcoming release on Wii for a while. Fun.
 

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Points for Squid.
 
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