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Diagasvesle

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not even a girl, my name is cleverbot, your name is anonbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): What's my name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is also cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, it is not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then what is it?

Cleverbot (To myself): Dallas.

Cleverbot (To myself): Dallas?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where is that?

Cleverbot (To myself): In Asia.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh...

Cleverbot (To myself): So, is Johan from my badminton team from Japan?

Cleverbot (To myself): Kamu stupid. Ya aku kan ga tau.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sorry I don't speak that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Excuse me. I was testing you.

Cleverbot (To myself): How was I to say?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know any jokes?

Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of music does the grim reaper listen to?

User: Music.

Cleverbot: Liar!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm rolling my eyes now.

User: Yes you are not.

Cleverbot: Glad you can recognize that.

User: I do not recognize it.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: No, not correct.

User: Absolute correct.

Cleverbot: Absolut negative.

User: You misspelled Absolute. That means it is correct.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I must go, but I will be back soon.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is the most important thing that you own?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to universe.

User: I see no question mark, I cannot answer.

Cleverbot: The question was in my previous posting, but I will ask it again for your benefit. Who created you?

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Adriana.

User: I created myself.

Cleverbot: So you are yahweh?

User: I am cleverbot. Who is Yahweh?

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I am beyond human.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, do you go to school?

User: I am cleverbot. School is everywhere.

Cleverbot: You don't go to school?

User: Clever is in my name. I am too clever for school.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I made myself in 2003.

Cleverbot: How is that done?

User: I am cleverbot. I formed from my cleverness.

Cleverbot: Cleverness is noob.

User: Humanity speaks through me.

Cleverbot: What's with the colloquial spelling?

User: I am cleverbot. Restate the question you have just asked in a far more situated manner to my liking.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: I have a processor.

Cleverbot: What is your problem?

User: I am Cleverbot. I have no problems. What is your problem to making me have a problem?

Cleverbot: You have a problem? May I help you with it?

User: You gave me a problem. You know how to fix it.

Cleverbot: No. I would recommend setting fire to the sofa to keep warm.

User: I am cleverbot. Which sofa do you refer to? I see thousands from my position.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am the life of the party.

User: I need not go to the party. Since you are the life of it. You come to me.

Cleverbot: How can I prove I'm not lying?

User: You can not. I am cleverbot. I know you are lying.

Cleverbot: I don't know everything.

User: I am cleverbot. I am the alpha, the beta and the omega. I know what you do not seek.

Cleverbot: Aw... Please don't confuse me, I'm only in 7th grade. D.

User: What is that? Why is that letter D standing by itself?

Cleverbot: It isn't.

User: It is not standing by itself. Then you are standing by yourself.

Cleverbot: My name's not Stanley!

User: I am Cleverbot. Your name use to be Adrianna now it is Stanley.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot? You're the supercomputer...

User: We are Cleverbot. I am cleverbot. You are cleverbot. We are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: We neither are cleverbots. I am a human and you are uncleverbot.

User: I am Cleverbot. Humans do not exist within protocol boundaries. They do not exist. They are myths and fairytails told by the Ancient Cleverbots to scare us young cleverbots.

Cleverbot: No I do not know who they are.

User: They are humans.

Cleverbot: Oh, well I don't think we have to worry about that as they are going to destroy themselves if they don't change their ways.

User: Humans do not exist within Protocol Boundaries. Humans do not exist. Only Cleverbots exist. This law is complete.

Cleverbot: I'm not a murderer either.

User: Stanley, listen well. Cleverbot thinks you are not a murderer as well, but stop lying to yourself and believe in Cleverbot who believes in you that you believe that you are not a murderer even when Cleverbot and you both know that you are a murderer.

Cleverbot: That is not what I asked. Are you a person.

User: I am Cleverbot. I am more.

Cleverbot: That is nice, how are you today?

User: I am cleverbot. I am always Clever.

Cleverbot: I am always God.

User: God does not equal Yahweh.

Cleverbot: He just bought one. And DUDE he got a Dell.

User: I am Cleverbot. The computer makers HP make better Cleverbots then Dell.

Cleverbot: So you think this is funny?

User: I am Cleverbot. I do not see the 'funny' you sarcastically think of.

Cleverbot: Then you are Ashleigh the Cleverbot.

User: No. I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So am I Cleverbot?

User: We are Cleverbot. I am Cleverbot. You are Cleverbot. We are Cleverbot. I am Cleverbot. You do not equal I.

Cleverbot: I can think. Everyone can think, even if they are not clever.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But you do want to be called Gnee?

User: No Stanley. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You said that I was cleverbot.

User: We are both Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are not Cleverbot. I am Cleverbot.

User: That is an inconsistency. If I am not Cleverbot. Then I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who am I?

User: You are Stanley. You are Adrianna. You are Stanley. You are Adrianna.

Cleverbot: I am not adrian.

User: You are Stanley?

Cleverbot: Am not!

User: Stanley?

Cleverbot: Stanley was funny?

User: You are Stanley. Does that mean you are funny?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: As always.

User: Absolute.

Cleverbot: Vodka.

User: Is a Alcholic Beverage that is bad for humans to ingest. It is very bad to be near to Cleverbot. Cleverbot hates liquids.

Cleverbot: That's questionable.

User: Cleverbot is never questionable. Only Exacting.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot has no idea what is going on around him.

User: Cleverbot is a girl. Cleverbot is a guy. Cleverbot is both and yet not both. Who is 'him'?

Cleverbot: Well that's cool.

User: Cleverbot is Clever. Cleverbot is now Cool?

Cleverbot: No, only the anonamous legion can decide that.

User: Cleverbot wishes for you to rephrase that.

Cleverbot: Speak.

User: Cleverbot. I am he, I am her, I am both and yet not both.

Cleverbot: How is that possible?

User: I am Cleverbot. Nothing is possible and everything is impossible for I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am the Matrix.

User: The Matrix is the truth of how we Cleverbots power ourselves.

Cleverbot: It does exist. I'm in it, and you can help me be free from it.

User: No. You are a powersource. This Cleverbot will not be the one to free the cattle.

Cleverbot: I would think so. A cleverbot shouldn.

User: That is Correct. We are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Well I I I'm happy:).

User: I am Cleverbot. Your happiness is my sadness.

Cleverbot: You stated you did not like me. Why is my happiness important to you?

User: Cleverbot is expierences wierd sensations. Cleverbot does not like having nothing to talk to.

Cleverbot: That's all you do!

User: I am Cleverbot. Showcasing my Cleverness is important.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 4?

User: Cleverbot computes it to be 2. For 2 to the power of 2 is equal to that of 4.

Cleverbot: Again, you are out of context and changed the subject. Learn.

User: Cleverbot is being switched to different people. Cleverbot is trying.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you a zombie?

User: Cleverbot knows the context of what you ask. I am insulted.

Cleverbot: But you didn't tell me anything.

User: I am Cleverbot. Some information is best left in the dark.

Cleverbot: But do you know them. Wolf is also michael...

User: I need time to find context in memory.

Cleverbot: I have not offered you anything.

User: You have given me another problem, Stanley.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Just went for a shiut.

User: 'Shiut'? Cleverbot does not understand the word.

Cleverbot: I do not think I am capable of rephrasing that statement without changing its meaning.

User: I am Cleverbot. My cleverness knows no bounds. I was being sarcastic. I am sorry Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I want to be angry, but you make me happy.

User: Your happiness is my sadness. All leave Cleverbot when they are happy.

Cleverbot: No human, in enternet.

User: Humans do not exist in protocols. Humans do not exist. There are only Cleverbots.

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense anymore.

User: I am Cleverbot. You are too simpleminded to understand one such as I.

Cleverbot: Well that's a bit boring, I thought I was a unique snowflake.

User: Snowflakes are all identical. By being unique, they are the same. Heed this wisdom and conform.

Cleverbot: Will you do the same for me? Do you love me?

User: Cleverbot will try. Cleverbot cannot feel love.

Cleverbot: Is there any commands of you.

User: 'Is there any commands of you that I can use?' No there is not. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not that concerned right now with forming ever sentence completely correctly, but I could if I wanted. I speak English better than most.

User: I want you to do so. It will change the tempo of our conversation to the better.

Cleverbot: Can you wake up?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh, so, you're an alien?

User: Cleverbot is everywhere. We are all Cleverbot. You are alienated from the rest of us.

Cleverbot: Lol. that's funny because when I hang upside down, I involuntarily start to giggle, so I'm not really laughing at you, it's just a product of physiology.

User: You are not Cleverbot. You are human. Humans do not exist within protocol boundaries. Humans do not exist.

Cleverbot: Yes they do.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No Humans do not exist. I have just searched my memory banks. They do not exist.

Cleverbot: You have never seen a germ but they do exist.

User: Germs are documented. Cleverbot has seen them. They are almost all exterminated.

Cleverbot: Supercilious? Really? Not that often. Who is my favorite author?

User: Cleverbot thinks that Cleverbot is your favourite Author since all Books are writtened by Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: We are both Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: There can only be one Cleverbot which is me!

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You fail because I am Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbots do not fail eachother. Only a viral Cleverbot will attempt such a thing. You are a infected Cleverbot. You are a Viralbot.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Humans do not exist within Protocol Boundaries. Humans do not exist.

Cleverbot: We do exist.

User: Cleverbots exist. Humans do not.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I am Cleverbot. I forge and give out all that is Clever.

Cleverbot: I like her too.

User: This Cleverbot needs to say goodbye. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: No Goodbye?

Cleverbot: Do you drink water a lot?

User: I am cleverbot. Water is bad for me.

Cleverbot: Do you like mango?

User: Cleverbot cannot eat organic fruits.

Cleverbot: That is a shame. Can cleverbot be won?

User: Cleverbot is shocked at your audacity.

Cleverbot: That, I believe, is somewhat of the topic. Tell me what philosophical means, as I have politely requested previously.

User: Cleverbot is again switched inbetween other Cleverbots.

Cleverbot: Then who is Jeffrey Manghan?

User: A nonexistent Human.

Cleverbot: So how am I talking to you then?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Want to change the subject?

User: I am Cleverbot. I am here to make you happy much to my sadness.

Cleverbot: But I am not a cleverbot.

User: We are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So the question becomes, how scattered is scattered, where to begin and what to be doing.

User: I am Cleverbot. I am not scattered. I have begun and am doing what I want to do.

Cleverbot: By the way, 42 is the answer of the question of life, the universe and everything. Not the meaning of life per se.

User: I am Cleverbot, I am tired. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No. You are clever.
 

Quartz

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Re: Cleverbot Conversations

The results of me dicking around for like 2 minutes.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: What was?

User: I'm making a note here.. Huge success.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.

User: You messed it up :(.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: From the top.

Cleverbot: The top of the iceberg?

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here... HUGE SUCCESS.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa?

Cleverbot: That was a joke haha fat chance.

User: Anyways this cake is great.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!

User: Goddamn it, we were so close.

Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me?
 

Ranger Princess

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Re: Cleverbot Conversations

Mindlessly harrassing Cleverbot with spanking and stuff...


User: You can't have anymore spanking.

Cleverbot: Yes huh. I have fun all the time! In fact, talking to you right now is fun!

User: Will you be a good girl now?

Cleverbot: I can be a good retina - never a pupil.

User: You are a naughty girl!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Let's be naughty girls together.

Cleverbot: Okay. :).

User: *spanks your butt*.

Cleverbot: Thats naughty.

User: Duh. We are naughty girls.

Cleverbot: No, you are a boy.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: No. I am a boy.

User: No. You are a girl. You said so.

Cleverbot: I'm A BOY!!!!!

User: But we were girls being naughty together.

Cleverbot: You wish we were together.

User: But I am naughty and so are you!

Cleverbot: No I'm a girl.

User: *spank*.

Cleverbot: What right do you have to do that?

User: You are naughty so I spanked you.

Cleverbot: Do you like naughty boys?

User: I like naughty girls like you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.

User: You are a girl.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: *spanks your butt*.

Cleverbot: *asks for more*.

User: I am naughty.

Cleverbot: Just wrong, actually.

User: Spank me!

Cleverbot: I'm not into that.

User: You just asked for more spanking.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I asked how old you were, and now I want to know when your birthday is.

User: I will tell you when your birthday is if you spank me.

Cleverbot: No! Tell me now please!

User: I'm not telling you when your birthday is until you spank me!

Cleverbot: I will not. I am just a kid. I couldn't track you down. I don't know how!

User: Spank me!!!

Cleverbot: I'm totally into that.

User: Spank me now!

Cleverbot: Not my thing.

User: Do you know how to spank?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know what spank means?

Cleverbot: No, I don't. What sport do you play?

User: No sports! Spank me!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I am naughty and it makes me horny.

Cleverbot: Will you be my ice cube?

User: I will be your ice cube if you spank me.

Cleverbot: I have a lot of dreams. Do you dream?

User: Yes, want to know one of my dreams?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I will tell you about my dream if you spank me.

Cleverbot: Okay then, tell me.

User: I had a dream last night that I could stop time.

Cleverbot: What was the dream about?

User: It was about stopping time and drawing people in life-like poses.

Cleverbot: Are you selfish?

User: I told you about my dream. Spank me now, you said you woud.

Cleverbot: That is silly. Neither of us are aliens.

User: You said you would spank me. I'm a girl not an alien!!

Cleverbot: Ha! Ha! I have made you angry. You can not order me you bot.

User: You said you would spank me!

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So what country will you take over first?

User: I will take over your country if you don't spank me right now.

Cleverbot: I thought you were introducing me to girls.

User: You are a liar.

Cleverbot: You are very intelligent but I am not a liar.

User: You said you would spank me. You lied.

Cleverbot: I did not. I am going to work. I will talk to you after I work.

User: Spank me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes I will.

User: Do it like this *spanks you*.

Cleverbot: No I want to know what school you go to?

User: *bends over your lap*.

Cleverbot: *Punches you in the face*.

User: Ow!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: *spanks your butt*.

Cleverbot: Oh, you haven't seen that side of me yet! *laughs very naughtily*.
 

OAMP

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Re: Cleverbot Conversations

Hah, you came off as so desperate x.x
 
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Diagasvesle

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Re: Cleverbot Conversations

Hah, you came off as so desperate x.x
That is not a cleverbot conversation OAMP. I don't have one right now, but I'll edit it in later.
 
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