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Mads

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I have decided to attempt a succession game of Dwarf fortress, on our very own forum. I'll start today, and begin the narrative! Suggestions for parameters?
 
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Re: Dorftress Shenanigans.

[FUN STARTS NOW]

I was picked to head some sorta fucking fortress. Maybe the noblemen got tired of my bitching about how it's always beer, beer, beer, and never a drop of armok damned wine. Or maybe it has to do with the laws or whatever I've broken on occasions. Don't know, don't much care. Apparently, we're being sent off to The Mire of Reticence. Fucking fitting, considering that THEY HAVEN'T TOLD ME SHIT OTHER THAN THAT.
Well, here we are, my wonderful new "home" Nogleshavus, Savagemined. Fucking hell, who names these places? Are they meant to be terrifying? What fucking thing happened to name this shit SAVAGEMINED.
We haven't even MINED anything yet.
Well, lucky for me, this shithole is getting dumped on some other fucker in a year. Some sorta "Ruler Rotation" meant to prevent corruption.
Ironic, really.
Well, first thing I'll do is get every tree I can.
Wood is useful, right?
Right?
 
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