Cappy
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Jim: Hey there folks, I'm Jim Johnson, the Vampire.
Bob: And I'm Bob Bifford, Ogre, and dashingly handsome star player.
Jim: Ex~ star player, Bob.
Bob: *Incoherent Grumbling Noises*
Jim: And we're here to tell you about the grand sport known as Blood Bowl, and it's new and upcoming team...
Bob: Ah yes, the wonders of your first time on the pitch... The smell of sweat, the burning hatred of all the players on the field...
Jim: Anyhow, back on subject, Blood Bowl is a typical sport, based primarily off of an old *human* game known as Rugby, or American Football.
Bob: What's an American, Jim?
Jim: Hmm, historical scripts suggest that Americans where in fact a form of land Mammal, that had the remarkable ability to survive purely on processed foods.
Jim: Which is all very interesting, but back to the original point, Blood Bowl does differ a bit from it's lighter counter-part, in that it is much more *Brutal*, biting, stabbing, punching, kicking, and all sorts of fun things are allowed, where as in Rugby, all that was allowed was grappling and gentle hand touches.
Bob: Bah! Sissy talk, let's move on, before I gag.
Jim: But yes, nowadays, political disputes and wars are all a thing of the past, we solve our differences, with a game of Blood Bowl. Elves, Ogres, Orcs, Goblins, Hobbits, and Humans, all play this game in a fight for the top of the political charter.
Bob: Or so that they can punch things.
Jim: Yes, or so that they can punch things... But this sport is one of high esteem, and next time, we're going to tell you about the new Orc team coming up in this weeks Clean Cup.
Bob: Hahaha! Yes, fresh meat, they'll make a great show for the fans who love injuries. But we'll just have to wait.
Jim: Until next time folks! This has been Jim Johnson and Bob Bifford, your station's Blood Bowl Commentators.
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