- Jan 1, 2009
Tanya vs. Torja
"Nope." Jinx said as the two wrestlers got into the arena.
"Jinx, come on. We've seen more bizarre contestants than this. Don't be a child." Jim scolded his fellow announcer.
"Ugh, fine. Ladies, Gentlemen, and other types just as confusing as the little contestant you see in this arena, I bring you a match consisting of two new contestants recently added to the arena's roster." Jinx said in a monotone voice.
Jim sighed. "One is a contestant who is not a slave! She came here of her own will to be raped, fucked, and to do lots of fucking back herself in the arena! She's after the championship belt, the Galaxy Circuit itself! As even more encouragement for her to win, she's trapped here like everyone else! If she doesn't become the champion, she never leaves! Talk about incentive!" he chuckled.
"And in the other corner, the goblin!" Jinx declared with fake enthusiasm.
"She's a dwarf, and here apparently just to fuck people. Not too unusual in these parts of the forsaken universe." Jim lectured Jinx.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S A SHE, ASSHOLE!? You think you know shit, but there's no understanding that!" Jinx shouted. "I'm just gonna call it dwarf from now on! Name's Dwarf and gender is Dwarf!"
"Without further ado! LET'S GET IT ON!" Jinx shouted, before the bell rang.
Charisma goes in favor of Torja! She gets the first attack!
Torja, choose your action, and then your cards to support that action. If using one card, it may be any card in your hand and it will be treated as nothing but a value towards success. Refer to rules for choosing two cards.