Milk

[Cray Cray Toaster]

Since there's a severe lack of shitposting threads, here I come forth with demands of milk pictures (Amateur milk preferred(Take a brand new image of miluk, I want OC dammit)), nothing but Milk.
So long as the main focus of the image is Milk it shall be fine, any flavour of milk will do.
To begin, here's milk in a bag but it's actually spoiled.

 

[Yoshiiki]

Even Toaster is apparently alive... Well, that's a good sign.

 

[Stuffie]

Mr. Toaster, I believe we have met before as well.

 

[GEMPAL00]

you missed one, "Melk"

 

[Stuffie]

you missed one, "Melk"

How dare you call molk like that?

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

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[Stuffie]

Cow goes moo, therefore gives molk. Easy logic.

Also, we enjoy "

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" in Austria, which is produced with whey molk.

 

[Cyriel]

Where's Melk, dammit.

 

[Cray Cray Toaster]

I've heard complaints on the lack of Melk, therefore I shall fix the poll.

Cow goes moo, therefore gives molk. Easy logic.

Also I cannot argue with that logic.

 

[Yoshiiki]

I have played enough Farming Simulator to know you guys are full of shit chocolate milk.

Pic related.

 

[Stuffie]

Molk you, 吉国大輝!

 

[Yoshiiki]

Molk you, 吉国大輝!

Hmm... But you guys know all of those are MILFs? Cow needs to give birth to produce milk.

 

[Cyriel]

Spoiler: Milk is gud 4u

 

[Cray Cray Toaster]

Spoiler: Milk is gud 4u

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Hmm what if we force feed people milk their entire life day and night and use their bones as the perfect material, I mean that's one thing I'm taking from this.
Imagine, ultra badass bone armour stronger than a full suit of power armour wearing power armour on top of another set of power armour...
Wait what if... a power armour made out of bones.. oh deer god, could it be, a weapon to surpass metal gear?

 

[Stuffie]

MOLK!

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

A self-claimed

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person was confident enough to redesign a movie poster of Alfred's Hitchcock's movie Suspicion for modern audience.

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I think he didn't consider modern audience see posters BEFORE they watch the movie.

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[Ninja_Named_Bob]

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[Guan Yu]

Call it maito, you degenerates.

 

[Cyriel]

Spoiler: MLK...

 

[Ninja_Named_Bob]

Spoiler: MLK...

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Reason: MLK was a chocolate milk man

Unintentional racism is still racism, right?