"No more wanking!" is the order

Stuffie

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aika just approached the forum staff collective, as well as long-time forum members, informing them that from today on, topics will have to be clean and proper for the broad public, and there will be no "funny business" anymore here.

aika's forum staff and veteran members react differently...
 
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Smokefish

Needs to go commit sudoku
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Nov 15, 2008
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

I WANT MY FOKKEN MONEY BACK, M8.

THIS INSULT AND HERESY WILL NOT FOKKEN STAND.

THIS SHYTE RIGHT HERE AIN'T FOKKEN MINT WITH ME.

NOT ONE FOKKEN BIT. I SAY WE LYNCH AIKA!
 

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
Jun 15, 2014
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

I WANT MY FOKKEN MONEY BACK, M8.

THIS INSULT AND HERESY WILL NOT FOKKEN STAND.

THIS SHYTE RIGHT HERE AIN'T FOKKEN MINT WITH ME.

NOT ONE FOKKEN BIT. I SAY WE LYNCH AIKA!

This guy gets it. XD
BURN THE NON BELIEVERS!!!!!!!!
 
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Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

I WANT MY FOKKEN MONEY BACK, M8.

THIS INSULT AND HERESY WILL NOT FOKKEN STAND.

THIS SHYTE RIGHT HERE AIN'T FOKKEN MINT WITH ME.

NOT ONE FOKKEN BIT. I SAY WE LYNCH AIKA!
This guy gets it. XD
BURN THE NON BELIEVERS!!!!!!!!
You guys need to understand that ULMF has become a hub for serious discussions regarding politics, social matters and globalization. And in a virtual forum world of serious topics to be discussed, there is just no room for manual satisfaction without a thread about Third World Hunger.

I'm sorry you had to hear it from me first this way. How about we sit together in a perfect circle around a campfire and sing a song about Jesus? Wouldn't that be fun!? :)
 

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

Only if you dark digivolve to lilithmon and let me molest you. :)
 
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Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

Only if you dark digivolve to lilithmon and let me molest you. :)
- image totally censored, because PG13 ULMF -
Oh yes, molesting is a big problem in any country, that is a very good topic to bring up. I am sure that all the smart minds and feeling hearts of this pure, prolific community can decide what things have to be done to stop molesting worldwide.
And world hunger as well, while we're at it. Because the solution's like "around the corner".

God bless the serious, PG13 ULM forums.
 

Mamono Assault Force

Coon Tamer
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

Don't you fucking lie to me with that forged video.

Aika is a beautiful black man with a bodacious booty. NOT SOME FUKKIN PAPER PLATE COLORED ASS WHITE BOI.
 

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
Jun 15, 2014
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

Don't you fucking lie to me with that forged video.

Aika is a beautiful black man with a bodacious booty. NOT SOME FUKKIN PAPER PLATE COLORED ASS WHITE BOI.
I'm afraid >.>
Bad day to be a cinnamon skin complexion. >.>
 
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Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

Don't you fucking lie to me with that forged video.

Aika is a beautiful black man with a bodacious booty. NOT SOME FUKKIN PAPER PLATE COLORED ASS WHITE BOI.
It was extremely sunny and hot that day, so aika had to put on liters of sunblocker on his whole body. Usually he just grills himself in the sun, but with a meaningful night/day such as this one, when the ULMF step out of the dark and towards a brighter future, he figured he might go with the "bright future" theme his forum is heading for.
 

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

Lol is he out of the brown skin club?
 
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Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

You are the guy at the end, behind the plant. I can just totally see it. XD

Lol is he out of the brown skin club?
Just as every single one of us, aika too had to make sacrifices. It might be a good thing for him though, at least if he plans to travel to the US to do PR-work for our now serious and open-minded forum network here at ULMF.

I know we all would love to hear his opinion in this thread, but I am sure he is very busy spreading the word of reason and content around the world, making his - and therefore our - forum a better place.
 

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
Jun 15, 2014
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

You are the guy at the end, behind the plant. I can just totally see it. XD



Just as every single one of us, aika too had to make sacrifices. It might be a good thing for him though, at least if he plans to travel to the US to do PR-work for our now serious and open-minded forum network here at ULMF.

I know we all would love to hear his opinion in this thread, but I am sure he is very busy spreading the word of reason and content around the world, making his - and therefore our - forum a better place.
 
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Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

Zepheral, my good guy, old chap, please! This now is the worldwide hub for discussions about any rights, laws and...pretty much anything!

We really need to keep our facial expressions properly! Allow me to link a photo of me from my webcam to demonstrate:

Spoiler


I think this way we can approach people worldwide, without trampling on neither their rights, nor on their opinions. The worldwide ULMF forums will be absolutely awesome!
 
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Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

I honestly think that we can develop ourselves here at ULMF to learn all languages spoken in our big community, so that we may work on the problems that are "ahead of us tomorrow."

In the meantime, all users know how to speak the most common languages, and support any new visitor with vital help and input!
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
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Nov 10, 2008
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

I honestly think that we can develop ourselves here at ULMF to learn all languages spoken in our big community, so that we may work on the problems that are "ahead of us tomorrow."

In the meantime, all users know how to speak the most common languages, and support any new visitor with vital help and input!
Make ULMF great again!
 

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
Jun 15, 2014
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Re: ULMF now is a serious, PG13 place to discuss the latest news.

I honestly think that we can develop ourselves here at ULMF to learn all languages spoken in our big community, so that we may work on the problems that are "ahead of us tomorrow."

In the meantime, all users know how to speak the most common languages, and support any new visitor with vital help and input!
Well I can speak Spanish. >.>


Eto estupido gato XD
 

super_slicer

Tentacle God
Nov 17, 2010
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Re: ULMF must mock me, I have an over-inflated sense of self-worth.

I'm wondering... why not just post trollface.jpeg and be done with it?

Is fake trolling a thing now?
 
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Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Jul 5, 2010
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Re: ULMF must mock me, I have an over-inflated sense of self-worth.

This was supposed to be a joke thread. All I wanted to accomplish was to lighten up the mood and maybe make some people laugh. And it worked on some folks, but apparently a lot of other people thought of this being downright evil? :confused:

I didn't do it to get approvements, just wanted to joke around, you know. And before I know it, there's actually lots of disapproval votes on me, and apparently someone (a moderator? I don't know?) even changed the thread's topic into an insult.

Well, I bow to thee all and deeply apologize for trying to get a laugh out of you. I just wanted us to gather and have a good time, but either you don't want it, or you didn't like my approach.

I'm very sorry for trying (but happy for those who actually enjoyed this thing ^^). The thread may be closed.
 
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