StiffSponge's Hate Thread

[StiffSponge]

Welcome ladies and snarks to my very own hate thread!

Since you all HATE me so much to the point of your combined condensed
hatred threatening to form into a dwarf star, I thought maybe I would
take this opportunity to take the pressure off you guys..

In this thread, you can proclaim all the ways I'm such a horrible person
to your little heart's content! Criticize me! Chastise me! Do whatever you
wish and don't hold back on the nasty!

Whenever you feel that pathetic animalistic rage and need to make a snarky comment
well up inside you, just make a stop by this thread and remind us all why you hate me so much.

No, I'm not begging for attention, TRUST me, I get enough of that.
If anything, this really is like a heat-sink.. Because you people are just
so shamelessly unable to resist picking on me, why not quarantine all that
childish hatred in a nice little area?

Oh, looky looky! I've written up so many debatable immature and hateable
things just on this page! I know you're DIEING to mercilessly judge every single word
of this post and tell me in great detail why I deserve to not exist.

.. Well, don't let me stop you, type away, my friends!

And don't forget Stiffy's lesson!
A neg a day keeps the snarks away!

So don't forget to leave me a negrep with a snide remark to boost your own ego!

 

[lurker]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Cus clearly screaming for negative attention NEVER goes wrong...

 

[Lurker_01]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Must resist giving green rep

Spoiler

you know this was a joke

 

[Tassadar]

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Dude.... No one cares.

 

[StiffSponge]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Dude.... No one cares.

Clearly, because replying to a thread definitely entails that.

[bla bla bla im an arrogant whiney bitch]

EDIT: As response to that last neg.. .. My posts no longer appear on the shout feed?..

... THANK YOU! Because of what you just did, you've probably reduced the chance of any of my
actually meaningful posts getting trolled by like 70%.. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart..

... See?.. This is why I am doing this.. Because eventually, something will change in my favor, and
my disgust over the behavior of those who bait me will actually become justified..

Actually.. I have noting else to "throw a tantrum" about.. That mysterious person of authority just answered
my wish.. Mission accomplished.. I'll keep the rep, thanks, and I think i'll keep this thread up in case anyone
wants a nice quiet place to rant about me anyway, but beyond that, I'll shut up now.

 

[Gaara29]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Dude, I'm not even a regular here, so I couldn't say I really care about you either way. If I'm not browsing the first few pages of the hentai games subforum or the Today's News topic, I'm usually fucking off doing whatever else.

Though I've seen you around and you seem...well, ya seem a tad on the annoying side. 'Bout the worst I could say really.

 

[StiffSponge]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Yes, both your responses to my posts AND your somewhat high rep tell me
you are not a regular here..

... *takes a moment before rubbing my eyes and sighing*

I already wrung out the neck of this forum and got what I desired, so I'm really in no mood to fight any further.. Beyond the evidence that opposes your claims, I'll take your word for it and assume you actually don't care..

On a different note, yes, the whimsical hatred is seemingly coming full-circle,
and people are now spiting me with positive rep..

I foresaw this, but at this point, I don't feel like laughing at the pawns
contributing.. Just.. .. Do whatever you want to me, that's the point of this thread.

 

[Gaara29]

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Uh, yeah, I'm kinda not. I mean, this forum's great and all, it's the best source I've ever seen for things Koooonsoft and JSK Studios related stuff, but it's not like I have any ties to it beyond just hitting the place up for info or a download for a new release of something. I like that they use sites like Mega, which aren't very restricting and pretty reliable. And occasionally there's a thread I feel like posting in.

I'm honestly very confused by what you want or even what you...believe? Is that the word I should go for here? I think the only other thing I ever said to you was that survey response, and that was a pretty truthful one.

If anything, you're more confusing than frustrating right now(in fact, entirely confusing), and I acknowledge that this comment is probably beating a dead horse.

Then again, I've seen stranger things on the net than this.

 

[Obsidious]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Seriously, this is getting really annoying. Take a few days off, or simply post about topics you can actually relate to, without 'ironically' pointing fingers at people.

Furthermore, little colored squares do not matter. Would you all please stop embarrassing yourselves?

 

[maikochan]

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I've exercised restraint so far, and will attempt to continue to, but something about this thread just requires a comment.

Making a thread for people to hate on you, and then saying in the opening post that you don't want people to hate on you is like yelling "Hey, everyone come over here and hit me! But I don't want to be hit, so if you do hit me, you're being a jerk." It makes no sense at all.

If people wanted somewhere to publicly pillory you, they'd have made it. This thread is serving no useful purpose; I suggest it be locked.

 

[StiffSponge]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Where did I say I didn't want to be hit? This IS the stiffsponge hate-thread.

If I made any hint towards not wanting to be yelled at, it was probably a micro-ploy to lure you (personally) to criticize me.

Some people do have a (warped) sense of honor, and won't chastise a person
unless they (think they) have a good reason to..

Some people (like you, possibly) just need a simple nudge of "Oh, well that post
didn't make very much sense" to jump on the band wagon..

or simply post about topics you can actually relate to, without 'ironically' pointing fingers at people.

Okay, THIS, I'm gonna give some clarification to..

I have nothing to really post on the main parts of the forum anymore..
There are a few games that pop up here and there that I snatch up and
take home with me happily, but beyond that, I.. ... Guess I'm too lazy
to be an actual hentai game critic anymore.. I used to be, and THOSE
posts I made about that were actually appreciated..

If ever a reason beyond anything involving the word "hate" to call me out
on.. There's one for ya. I don't think it was anything more complex than
a simple phase.. I had nothing better to do, so I critiqued and collected
hentai games religiously.. But ever since the official sprite-rape-only hentai
thread came out, I feel like they stole my thunder, so there's no point for me
to continue my trade.

Maybe.. MAYBE when a few select games that I'm really waiting for come
out I'll stick a few posts about it on that thread, but till then.. I guess I'm
just having fun here.

I mean, that's WHY this thread hasn't been locked, that's WHY I haven't been
slapped on the wrist for antagonizing you guys.. This is the specific part
of the forum where you are ALLOWED to do things like that..
(So long as you don't spam anything that takes up bandwidth.)

I suppose it'd dirty up the water if I suggested there be a disclaimer
sticky in this forum section reading something like "Enter at your own risk".

But anyway, I'm really not "trying" to fight back anymore, beleive it or not,
in my head, this is how I socialize, because god knows I don't have a single
friend outside a forum full of people forced to gawk at my posts to mingle with.

So thanks for making the best out of it for me.

[Now come the condescending "you need help" posts,
or the double-condescending "You don't need help, you're just an idiot" posts.]

 

[Shadow the Fallen]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

I went down this path myself during the second or third rebirth of this site I can only imagine why you feel like this hell to some extent I think I still brought that angst and self loathing over it could be why I stopped posting or my general lack of interest either way my best advice is to just take a step back and realize that most of your problems are not caused by others and you your self are responsible.

I wont pretend to know what this thread is about or know who you are but what I can tell you is that you should just except that you will not please everyone on the internet you will not make friends with everyone. There will always be people who don't like you instead of reveling in their hatred of you Except it create a trollish attitude to the matter and embrace their hatred they will either ignore your constant ramblings or find a new found respect for you.

Also except your mistakes as always everyone I am sorry for my Poor grammar at 24 I have given up at ever seeing it improve I have lost my product key for Word so I no longer have access to a good spell check.

And with that I have Roleplay Campain Settings to work on.

Oh and Feel free to neg rep or green rep me but only if you leave messages I get a warm fuzzy feeling when I get them

 

[SirOni]

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I have nothing to really post on the main parts of the forum anymore..

I wasn't going to get involved with this drama, because quite frankly this shit is ridiculous, but this quote right here coupled with your behaviour is fucking stupid. If you have nothing to post then why are you goading people into attacking you and then playing the victim when people play into your hands? If you've got nothing to post then lurk around in the background until a topic or discussion comes up that you're interested in instead of just shit posting for the sake of it.

It's probably not the answer you want or will even listen to, but it's the truth. You'd avoid a lot of the hate if you just sat back and waited for interesting threads to pop up, or you know, conducted yourself in a less troll-like manner. And yes, I'm well aware the majority of the regulars here act in a similar manner but to be honest that's their prerogative being established and well known/liked members of the general community (the hentai section doesn't count as being a part of the community). Outsiders, or generally unliked people, need to earn their place within the community, and acting in a manner such as you are doesn't help towards that.

So yeah, lurk until there's stuff you're interested in being discussed, leave the forum, or make an effort to become an accepted member of the community. These people owe you shit and will continue to treat you such until you change your ways.

 

[Unknown Squid]

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Stiff.

You see this Shadow guy above my post? He's been involved in similar drama before. Being the guy in the red, and then making threads about himself being in the red, that is. In fact I think it's happened more than once. Something to do with personal problems that got spilled onto the forum. I think. I honestly can barely remember it. But we move on.

Lila, too, the one you declared great irony at, has also been in the multiple red bars zone before, and had a great deal of trouble socialising smoothly. Proceeded to make threads asking who does or doesn't like them. Got loads of flak for it, etc. Long winded dramas, all that. You took one look at her green rep status and dismissively spat back at her when she tried to support you.

You're not the only one to have gotten a neg rep, or a bit of bad feedback, and self destructed over it. You were doing fine just a couple of weeks ago. Five green bars last I saw. Back when 99% of your posts weren't about yourself and your perceived relations with others.


That last line might be a clue. There's no grand mystery to this.

 

[Shadow the Fallen]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

I still to this day don't understand the rep system I think the only reason I'm In the green is I am just that epic

 

[StiffSponge]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

If you have nothing to post then why are you goading people into attacking you and then playing the victim when people play into your hands? If you've got nothing to post then lurk around in the background until a topic or discussion comes up that you're interested in instead of just shit posting for the sake of it.

Good point, but I thought I had just addressed that in the previous post..

The phrase "Why not?" comes to mind.. What do you think I do outside of
chatting on this forum?.. I'll tell ya.. Absolutely nothing.. I'll spare you
(most of) the details of how worthless my life is, but yeah.. I do just post on here as a strange form of socializing.. Making people trip over their own arrogance
just comes as a bonus..

I have periods of times that can drag into months where absolutely nothing happens..
No gaming, no exciting things, just me staring at a screen and pondering my existence.
This is one of those times, except I've got this forum to pass the time with when I'm not existence-pondering.

I really honestly have nothing else outside of this. I have a messenger but no friends. I have a family but no one likes me. I have a mode of transportation
but nowhere to go. This is.. My home, so to say..

All these people who apparently have "been in the red before and broke down" are all normal people.. They don't get chastised every waking day by anyone who even catches a glimpse of them.. They aren't treated as a cancer to the human race, and they have friends, and a life..

As unlikely (and emo) as it sounds, I don't..

If you want a really simple (and easily debatable) answer to it all,
I guess I could say "This is just how I get my jollies, so deal with it."

Wasn't expecting actual sympathetic responses.. But now that's out of the way,
NOW the condescending pity train will arrive on time.

 

[SirOni]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

The phrase "Why not?" comes to mind..

And my answer to that is then why should people be expected to put up with the shit you've been doing recently? You said it yourself, this place is like a home to you so why act in this manner? You wouldn't go around acting like a cunt to people in a real home so why do it here. Have respect for the people here and they'll gradually learn to respect you as well. Though if you truly do mean that this is how you get your entertainment then perhaps you need to re-evaluate your way of life. Because purposefully pissing others off in an environment you consider your main hang out is a pretty shitty thing to do.

What do you think I do outside of chatting on this forum?.. I'll tell ya.. Absolutely nothing.. I'll spare you (most of) the details of how worthless my life is, but yeah.. I do just post on here as a strange form of socializing.. Making people trip over their own arrogance
just comes as a bonus..

Again, this isn't socialising. This is antagonism at its base form. If you want socialising then make an effort instead of going out of your way to annoy everyone.

I have periods of times that can drag into months where absolutely nothing happens.. No gaming, no exciting things, just me staring at a screen and pondering my existence. This is one of those times, except I've got this forum to pass the time with when I'm not existence-pondering.

Believe me, we all have times in our lives like this. You just have to force yourself to do something that you enjoy and then eventually it'll get better. And if there's nothing you enjoy right now try something you've not done before. You say you have a vehicle so go out for the day. It doesn't have to be anywhere specific just pick a direction and go. There's bars and clubs you can go to if you like to drink, or you could just hang out at a mall or something. Or take up a new hobby if you don't want to travel. Learn a new skill or language, read a book you've been meaning to read but have been putting it off, watch films or television shows online. There's literally no reason for anyone to say they have nothing to do when they have a vehicle or access to the internet.

All these people who apparently have "been in the red before and broke down" are all normal people.. They don't get chastised every waking day by anyone who even catches a glimpse of them.. They aren't treated as a cancer to the human race, and they have friends, and a life..

That's because, aside from a few that have left or were banned, have changed their ways and stopped being useless pieces of shit bent on causing drama whenever they can. They were treated like the little fucks they were acting like but they then moved on from that and decided to not be total fucking morons. Sure, they can occasionally be antagonising or annoying, but for the most part they've seen the error of their ways and wisened up. Which is all these people are asking from you. The reason why you don't have friends (at least on here anyway) should be apparent to you. Your assholish behaviour is the reason. Stop being a little shit and act like how you want to be treated and people will put this behind them.

But I have a feeling you're bent on keeping with your current train of thought so I'm not going to hold my breath. Anyway, that's my lot I'm going back to semi-lurking.

 

[Shadow the Fallen]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

So ya I want this thread I claim it in the name of the Shadowy empire. This thread is now about All the bullshit I used to get up to and everything everyone hated about me. Also kittens feel free to talk about kittens but only kittens no full grown cats you ungrateful fucks.

As this thread continues I realize how much me and Stiffsponge are the same person. Thus we are of the same mind I declare him my new bff And I plan to defend him with my very online life.

So we shall take a trip down Memory lane....

IN THE BEGINING THERE WAS A 16 year old he was a social outcast loathed by all he knew or rather if he knew anyone he believed they loathed him this translated to a man who Found only comfort in roleplaying and playing WoW so great was his angst that he brought up how much he hated his life yet somehow this child dispite not hiding his age was never banned not a once NUNU even discovered his identy but for what ever reason never put the pieces together. I would laugh as underaged faggots were banned left and right always hiding my true age openly but secretly anyone could check my birthday and it said plain as day 1990...

Two years past WoW became boring not having friends to play with lead to a deep depression that was filled only by roleplaying along came a spider a User Named BOB. BOB was a great man a man of sex and white paint every-ware. This spider befriended the pathetic shadow and tought him the ways of smut. And it was a glorious orgy. But the youngling was not sated by simply forum pms and threads no it was no enough for this virgin he demanded more and after ANGST FILLED RANTS. Failed to Dethrone the ones he hated with such passion Oni and Chibi from chatroom modhood. The Enraged angst filled scum that I was Demanded more and I would have it. Though piss poor I discovered I could manipulate...

It all started with a roleplayer named Rachel She formed her own forum and her own chat-room It didn't take long XSI and a few others took over the chatroom after Rachels Departure and this was my chance like a cancer I manipulated my way into Adminhood and I became what I always wanted a GOD.

But even this wasn't enough for the pathetic angst filled wretch that I was I departed for the army and promptly was cast out I became obsessed with this fact not even good enough to be a meat shield I would show EVERYONE I was worth being a meat shield My mind delved deep into angst and madness that would make any emo cream in uninterested passion of a wet mop.

I Became the rapiest GM Chat admin I could muster but for each charecter I violated the more I lost my self to the game I cheated uncareing about story anylonger I simply ignored any rules I created and raped and raped and raped my prey until I was left empty and alone.

THEN MLP HAPPENED. Fuck you I'm not talking about it SPiders happened that is all.

Then I got a job realised I was a fuck up Manned the fuck up realized my dick is only 3''s and said you know what god fuck you for not giving me a 12 incher but I will be damned if I let that hold my virgin ass back anylonger

Now I lurk now I play now I don't give a fuck Depression can go fuck it self and I'm working now. I Realised I don't need this place anymore to find pleasure and only come here when it soots me instead of only coming to sate my addiction. So ya Everyone go fuck your selves and I love you all.

 

[Ryka]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

This whole thing is stupid. The very idea of a thread like this is stupid. This is maddening. This is illogical.

 

[Shadow the Fallen]

Re: StiffSponge's Hate Thread

Whats so Illogical about kittens are you telling me you don't like kittens?