The Stuffie, Drumbeat's ear porn talk and Ulmf's derp thread.

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
Jun 15, 2014
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Topic: Are stuffie's ears better than porn? Will pervy get his doctor licence? Will Byzantine finally get his yuri harem?
 
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The real question is, why you made a thread like this? And where's that "one does not simply ask zeph, what is the point." meme when you need it.

:laughing:
 

Pervy

Dances with Girl-Cocks
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Jan 21, 2016
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#3
Yes, no, no. Also learn some spelling.
 

Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Jul 5, 2010
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*notices thread in forum overview*
*can't believe this is actually happening*
*opens thread to take a peek*



*covers ears instantly*
 

Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Jul 5, 2010
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Maybe, if I show off the rest of my curvy, hot body, people will finally abandon the ear-f*cking fetish!

Spoiler
 

Pervy

Dances with Girl-Cocks
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Jan 21, 2016
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Well that picture is just not doing it for me. You don't draw muscles plus fur by kind of slapping the outline on top, that just looks strange.

Also, why are you shocked. There's a club already after all.
 
Oct 31, 2014
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Yes, no, and only in dreams :(

Maybe, if I show off the rest of my curvy, hot body, people will finally abandon the ear-f*cking fetish!

Spoiler
I'm afraid you're more likely to attract yet more perverts with that curvaceous pic, while the ear cult remains strong...
 

Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Jul 5, 2010
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Yes, no, and only in dreams :(
Wow, I must've completely missed your "goal" there! I always thought we're talking about Zeph when it comes to a huge bunch of lesbians going wild. :eek:

I'm afraid you're more likely to attract yet more perverts with that curvaceous pic, while the ear cult remains strong...
Maybe I can convince those "normal pervs" to fight the "ear pervs"? I'm taking my chances here!
 
Oct 31, 2014
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No no, that's still Zeph's dream, a yuri harem is somewhat different. It involves slow sensual stimulations, making the main heroine calm and peaceful before barely touching the skin, creating a tingling headiness that builds with gentle caresses, working slowly into greater strokes, nipping the areola gently and firmly, the erotic curling of toes, before culminating in a shivering orgasm. Then, the fun begins... :3

And still no luck Stuffie, I'd think they'd join forces and have an orgy. But we know you're secretly into that kind of thing ;)
 

arpaschad

Demon Girl
Jul 7, 2017
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Sees thread title:



FOR THE EMPRAH!!! *Smashes gretchin skull* ANOTHER!!!!