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Merry Christmas, folks! In the spirit of the holiday, I thought I might lay down a little contest in the form of creating ULMF-themed Christmas carols. Of course, to borrow an expression from one of my favorite shows (which I think was pretty good in America but even better in the original British version), "everything's made up and the points don't matter."
My own contribution:
Tentacles Are Coming to Hunt
You better watch out, you better run fast!
'Cause there's a big green one hunting your ass!
Tentacles are coming to hunt!
They're swollen and slick, they're randy and wide,
and they're gonna bulge you from the inside,
tentacles are coming to hunt!
They'll don't care if you're sleeping,
or if you're wide awake,
they only want to plumb those holes,
and see how much you can take! *moan*
You'd better be smart and not the next catch,
'cause if you get caught you're gonna get stretched,
tentacles are coming to hunt!
My own contribution:
Tentacles Are Coming to Hunt
You better watch out, you better run fast!
'Cause there's a big green one hunting your ass!
Tentacles are coming to hunt!
They're swollen and slick, they're randy and wide,
and they're gonna bulge you from the inside,
tentacles are coming to hunt!
They'll don't care if you're sleeping,
or if you're wide awake,
they only want to plumb those holes,
and see how much you can take! *moan*
You'd better be smart and not the next catch,
'cause if you get caught you're gonna get stretched,
tentacles are coming to hunt!