Name: Matt
Screenname / Nicknames: Various, but I'm kind of incognito. If you know who I am, you can probably figure out it's me pretty quickly.
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: The United States
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blond
Hair length: A shaggy neck length right about now
Breasts: None to speak of
Glasses: The name should be a give away, I think
Features: I am a feature
Height: 5'10"? I think?
~ Ideal appearance ~
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Something exotic and brightly colored
Hair length: Longer, fuller, more luscious
Ears: Fine where they are, I think
Breasts: Massive dohoonkabhankoloos
Tail: Not... especially
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nah
Glasses: Yeah, I kinda dig em
Features: Laser eyes or robot arms, I don't know, what are features
Height: I'm not especially picky
Cyclops: Maybe if I get a sweet eye patch
Skin: More pale or less pale, I'm in a really boring between state atm
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: I'm a cancer, just ask anyone
My Fears: Wasps
Common Utterances: A variety of expletives in numerous configurations
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Did someone only fill it halfway, or just drink half of it?
Bad Habits: I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker
3 Things I Dislike:
1) Taking Lives starring Angelina Jolie
2) My family
3) Filling out long forms
~ Favorites ~
Manga artist: Yusuke Marata's art, Akira Toriyama's world building and aesthetics
Other manga of interest: More of an anime man than a reader tbh
Video game series: The Marios
TV Show: Right now it's The Tick
Anime: Dragonball Z, as heavily flawed as it is I can't deny its influence on me
Webcomic: Kill Six Billion Demons
Drink: A good Long Island Iced Tea
Shoe: Boots with too much shit on them
Hat: Bowler
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rawk
Internet Meme: Business cat
Do I...
Smoke: Yes
Swear: Hell yes
Flip out and kill people: I would if they'd let me
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I can play Smoke on the Water on bass, maybe
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Only Nintendo ones
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: To answer this question for you is to answer it for myself, and I don't want to face the truth tbh
Have furry leanings?: Not particularly, despite being a cat
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: Sometimes, but I can never change it
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I would have, I don't know Marty well enough though
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: I'm a blossoming game developer who's kind of thinking of getting into lewd stuff. When I looked up where to go to find out more about / possibly advertise dirty games, this was one of the most frequent places listed.
Other random trivia: I'm not actually a cat. It's all one big lie.