Re: Welcome to Phobos
"Hello Prisoner!
You are a captive of the Leather Goddesses of Phobos. As an experimental subject, you're unspeakably painful death will help our effort to enslave humanity and turn Earth into our private pleasure world. Consider this a great honor, human."
The remainder of the book covers the exacting rules of behavior expected of a prisoner of the Leather Goddesses of Phobos. For example, it mentions that escapees will be killed immediately and painfully by crack Leckbandi guards. After reading it, you stick it back in your back pocket.
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