I was going to make some sort of remark about the dice hating me as per usual, but then I realized that failing by one was actually the ideal outcome there. The dice and I are on the same page it seems.
Also, I've given up on trying to match your quality of writing, Gator.
I had every intention of updating everyone today, but my internet decided to die and I just spent the last 30-45 minutes fighting to get it back up. I'll get some updates up tomorrow I promise!