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Glancing through the fourum's past, trying to desperately remember who this 'supermeme' person was, I ran across this little gem out of the posts. I've added a few things to make it match both something most of the newer fourumgoers would reconize, something for the lulz, and of course our most recent drama laamaas as well. Sorry if I'm being presumptuous, but I figured why let this get lost ^^;
If anyone would like to contribute a highlight, post below and I'll do my best to make a witty remark of some sorts.
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Aika: "Hey LM, can I make a forum dedicated to you?"
LM: " Yeah, no problem. Now please excuse me, I'm a very busy man with busy things to do." *Drives off a cliff*
Aika: "Sweet, he posted it on the blog too! I wonder how long it-"
Darkfire: "ohai. I was feverishly refreshing the blog over and over for any more posts when I saw this forum get mentioned. I'm your first member, and not even a day's gone by!"
Aika: "Oh, well... How many more of you arri-" *One day later* "Twenty!? How the hell did that..."
Everybody: "Shut up and make some sections for us to talk in."
Supermeme: "hay guise can i jo-"
Everybody: "GTFO"
Supersonic: "dat guy was a fag"
Aika: "That's the same guy."
Everybody: "AHAHAH, FAG."
Linemarvel: "Hey everybody. I'm gonna be a cocktease and just post about thirty times so you think I still remember you all... Aaaaand done. If you'll excuse me again..."
Everybody: "God damn it!"
Aika: "Boy, being administrator sure is hard work. AI! Take over!"
AI: "God damn it."
Aika: "I'll need an army of mods now. Hey, this guy looks reliable."
WJ: "... *runs*"
Onikain: "Hey guys, I made a doujin about Demon Girl. Be sure to check back every once and a while. I plan on making quite a bit of progress in this."
Darkfire: "I love you forever."
Onikain: "The fuck? Get outta here, fag."
Darkfire: "Your resistance only makes me love you more."
Nunu: "Hey guys, here's an RP. I hope we have fun with it." *Several months later*
Darkfire: "WHY ARE WE STILL FIGHTING ZOMBIES."
Nunu: "Oh yeah, I had an RP going. Where was I again?"
Aika: "Well, we're a really tightknit community. How about I invest in a chatroom for everybody?"
Everybody: "Hooray!"
*Later*
Everybody 1:" Fuck you guys! You annoying pieces of shit!"
Everybody 2:" You uptight assholes!"
Onikain: "I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKERS. I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME!"
*
Proboards: "k"
AI:"Good thing I set up that email system. Now we just have to wait for Aika to do something about it."
Everybody: "OHGODI'MSOLOST"
Aika: "Hey, this looks like a nice place."
Adbots: "WE WANT YOUR SOUL."
Aika: "Ehh, we'll just stay here temporarily."
*Tentacle Haven!*
Member: "Hey guys, you'll never gues-"
Adbot: "GIMME YO MONEY"
Another member: "My God, I can't take this place much long-"
Adbot: "DON'T CARE. GIMME YO MONEY"
Aika: "Don't worry! I have a solution!"
*Current ULMF!*
Lurker: "Ohai, not only is my name ironic but I'm gonna start up a RP! Who's all with me?"
Around 10 people: "Hmm, looks intere-"*ULMF Implodes*
Lurker: "Allright, that was a omnimous begining but I'm willing to try again!"
*Path of Ashes starts*
Adbots: "SELLING SPAM CHEAP! BUY CHEAP SPAM!"
Lurker: "Wait, new fourum! Quick, move everything over without bothering to do a reset! Surely nothing bad will happen!"
*A few weeks later*
Lurker: "Urgh... maybe not resetting was a bad idea... I'm not sure how much more of this I can take..."
Random Encounter Users: "Ohey, dis looks interesting, do ya got any room?"
Lurker: *Implodes*
AI: "Wanna see a magic trick, guys?"
Everybody: "Sure!"
AI" *Vanish*"
Everybody: "Wow!"
*...*
Everybody: "Oh shit! She's gone!"
Aika: "Oh... Uh, Nunu, do something!"
Nunu: "Oh, alright."
Adbots: "WE FOUND YOU FUCKERS. BUY OUR SHIT."
Everybody: "Damn it!"
Aika: "So check it out guys. You have a rep system, profile customization, social groups, and a variety of other fun things to do here."
Everybody: "I'm sure this'll in no way backfire!"
*Several rep wars later*
Everybody: "I don't give a shit about rep. So long as I maintain mine, of course."
Cappy: "ohai guise"
Everybody: "SUPERMEME, GTF- Oh wait."
Everybody: "Nunu, didn't we used to have another admin?"
Nunu: "AI? No, she's had life situations to deal wi-"
Everybody: "That's not what we mean."
Nunu: "Ohh. Aika. Well, he's gotten rich and famous because of these forums, so he's become a millionaire superspy action movie star."
Everybody: "Wow!"
Nunu: "Oh, and he really likes TF2."
Hettie: "Ohai, I'm working on a remake of JG!"
Everyone: *and the fandom rejoiced* "YAY!"
Random User #12: "Hmm, I know! I'll post these on a image site so I can flaunt em as my work!" (*sitation requested*)
-A few hours later-
Nunu: "Why is the userlist over 9000 now?"
Aika: "I'M STILL HERE. DON'T FRET. Here's a shoutbox! It's like a chatroom, but not really!"
Everybody: "Hoor-" *Five minutes later*
Everybody: "-ay!"
Deminies: "How dare you insult me, God's gift to fourums! Ye shall be scorned for even tarnishing my presence! However, try to defend yourself and you are still stupid, hatless and irish! I QUIT!"
Everyone: "GTFO, you're worse then supermeme!"
Deminies: "MAKE ME! And for that I'll post in my quitting thread to argue back some more!"
Nunu: "...k." *banhammers*
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I only take credit for the mentioning of Hettie, Deminies, and my shameless self-plugging, the rest (thus far) is from Darkfire's original posting, found here.
If anyone would like to contribute a highlight, post below and I'll do my best to make a witty remark of some sorts.
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Aika: "Hey LM, can I make a forum dedicated to you?"
LM: " Yeah, no problem. Now please excuse me, I'm a very busy man with busy things to do." *Drives off a cliff*
Aika: "Sweet, he posted it on the blog too! I wonder how long it-"
Darkfire: "ohai. I was feverishly refreshing the blog over and over for any more posts when I saw this forum get mentioned. I'm your first member, and not even a day's gone by!"
Aika: "Oh, well... How many more of you arri-" *One day later* "Twenty!? How the hell did that..."
Everybody: "Shut up and make some sections for us to talk in."
Supermeme: "hay guise can i jo-"
Everybody: "GTFO"
Supersonic: "dat guy was a fag"
Aika: "That's the same guy."
Everybody: "AHAHAH, FAG."
Linemarvel: "Hey everybody. I'm gonna be a cocktease and just post about thirty times so you think I still remember you all... Aaaaand done. If you'll excuse me again..."
Everybody: "God damn it!"
Aika: "Boy, being administrator sure is hard work. AI! Take over!"
AI: "God damn it."
Aika: "I'll need an army of mods now. Hey, this guy looks reliable."
WJ: "... *runs*"
Onikain: "Hey guys, I made a doujin about Demon Girl. Be sure to check back every once and a while. I plan on making quite a bit of progress in this."
Darkfire: "I love you forever."
Onikain: "The fuck? Get outta here, fag."
Darkfire: "Your resistance only makes me love you more."
Nunu: "Hey guys, here's an RP. I hope we have fun with it." *Several months later*
Darkfire: "WHY ARE WE STILL FIGHTING ZOMBIES."
Nunu: "Oh yeah, I had an RP going. Where was I again?"
Aika: "Well, we're a really tightknit community. How about I invest in a chatroom for everybody?"
Everybody: "Hooray!"
*Later*
Everybody 1:" Fuck you guys! You annoying pieces of shit!"
Everybody 2:" You uptight assholes!"
Onikain: "I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKERS. I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME!"
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IS A PORN SITE, PROBOARDS. FUCK AIKA IN THE ASS!*Proboards: "k"
AI:"Good thing I set up that email system. Now we just have to wait for Aika to do something about it."
Everybody: "OHGODI'MSOLOST"
Aika: "Hey, this looks like a nice place."
Adbots: "WE WANT YOUR SOUL."
Aika: "Ehh, we'll just stay here temporarily."
*Tentacle Haven!*
Member: "Hey guys, you'll never gues-"
Adbot: "GIMME YO MONEY"
Another member: "My God, I can't take this place much long-"
Adbot: "DON'T CARE. GIMME YO MONEY"
Aika: "Don't worry! I have a solution!"
*Current ULMF!*
Lurker: "Ohai, not only is my name ironic but I'm gonna start up a RP! Who's all with me?"
Around 10 people: "Hmm, looks intere-"*ULMF Implodes*
Lurker: "Allright, that was a omnimous begining but I'm willing to try again!"
*Path of Ashes starts*
Adbots: "SELLING SPAM CHEAP! BUY CHEAP SPAM!"
Lurker: "Wait, new fourum! Quick, move everything over without bothering to do a reset! Surely nothing bad will happen!"
*A few weeks later*
Lurker: "Urgh... maybe not resetting was a bad idea... I'm not sure how much more of this I can take..."
Random Encounter Users: "Ohey, dis looks interesting, do ya got any room?"
Lurker: *Implodes*
AI: "Wanna see a magic trick, guys?"
Everybody: "Sure!"
AI" *Vanish*"
Everybody: "Wow!"
*...*
Everybody: "Oh shit! She's gone!"
Aika: "Oh... Uh, Nunu, do something!"
Nunu: "Oh, alright."
Adbots: "WE FOUND YOU FUCKERS. BUY OUR SHIT."
Everybody: "Damn it!"
Aika: "So check it out guys. You have a rep system, profile customization, social groups, and a variety of other fun things to do here."
Everybody: "I'm sure this'll in no way backfire!"
*Several rep wars later*
Everybody: "I don't give a shit about rep. So long as I maintain mine, of course."
Cappy: "ohai guise"
Everybody: "SUPERMEME, GTF- Oh wait."
Everybody: "Nunu, didn't we used to have another admin?"
Nunu: "AI? No, she's had life situations to deal wi-"
Everybody: "That's not what we mean."
Nunu: "Ohh. Aika. Well, he's gotten rich and famous because of these forums, so he's become a millionaire superspy action movie star."
Everybody: "Wow!"
Nunu: "Oh, and he really likes TF2."
Hettie: "Ohai, I'm working on a remake of JG!"
Everyone: *and the fandom rejoiced* "YAY!"
Random User #12: "Hmm, I know! I'll post these on a image site so I can flaunt em as my work!" (*sitation requested*)
-A few hours later-
Nunu: "Why is the userlist over 9000 now?"
Aika: "I'M STILL HERE. DON'T FRET. Here's a shoutbox! It's like a chatroom, but not really!"
Everybody: "Hoor-" *Five minutes later*
Everybody: "-ay!"
Deminies: "How dare you insult me, God's gift to fourums! Ye shall be scorned for even tarnishing my presence! However, try to defend yourself and you are still stupid, hatless and irish! I QUIT!"
Everyone: "GTFO, you're worse then supermeme!"
Deminies: "MAKE ME! And for that I'll post in my quitting thread to argue back some more!"
Nunu: "...k." *banhammers*
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I only take credit for the mentioning of Hettie, Deminies, and my shameless self-plugging, the rest (thus far) is from Darkfire's original posting, found here.