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I like my women the way I like submarines, made to withstand pressure.

Balloons.
 
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I like my women the way I like my balloons. They come in bunches, in all shapes ans sizes.

Juvenile Delinquents
 
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I like my women the way I like my Juvenile Delinquents. Always misbehaving and in need of a belt strap to the behind.

Piano
 
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I like my women the way I like my piano; Grand and fine.

Can
 
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I like my women the way I like my can; giving off a fresh whiff of fish when I open it.

rock collection
 
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i like my women the way i like my rock collection, ground up and buried... i mean sitting on my mantle... yeah :D

Emoticons
 
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I like my women like I like my emoticons; in threes.

=3


License plate.
 
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i like my women the way i like my license plates, identical and in pairs.

Coffee mugs
 
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I like my women the way I like my coffee mugs; GIANT cup sizes.

radio
 
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I like my women the way I liked me Radio. Promising me sweet music in exchange for talk shows that take too long and way to many commercials is quick succession.

Bananas
 
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i like my women the way i like threads dedicated to know how you like your women...oh wait
 
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I like my women the way I like my off topic posters; not reading the ruOHSHIT

I like my women the way I like my bananas; the outer layer off and dipped in melted chocolate.

drum set
 
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i like my women the way i like my drum sets, BANGIN'

Fried Rice
 
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I rike my wromen the wray I rike my flied lice. On speciar everly day, wiff flee fortune cookie.

Space Ship
 
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I like my women like I like my spaceship, a bumpy ride that is out of this world.

Ninja
 
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I like my women the way i like my women...uh
 
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ToxicShock said:
I like my women the way I like my off topic posters; not reading the ruOHSHIT

I like my women the way I like my bananas; the outer layer off and dipped in melted chocolate.

drum set
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...Is it bad that I thought "outer layer" meant "skin"?

I like my women like I like my ninja... uh... in ambush,
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Let's do ninja again, since that was terrible.
 
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I like my women the way I like my ninja, naked. Because everyone knows naked ninja are invisible.

Ad-bots!
 
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I like my women the way I liked my ad bots. Silent until I fuck them.

Cookies
 
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I like my women like I like my cookies; dutch, covered entirely in milk, and about to touch my tongue.

garage
 
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