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Also, if you do not agree to strip, then we will hold this current trial in suspension and you will be prosecuted on the charges of failing to strip when requested by the court.
Also, if you do not agree to strip, then we will hold this current trial in suspension and you will be prosecuted on the charges of failing to strip when requested by the court.
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What he said
What he said
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What the hell does that mean?
Eat my ovaries!
What the hell does that mean?
Eat my ovaries!
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Your ovaries can go fuck themselves, I have a job to do!
Your ovaries can go fuck themselves, I have a job to do!
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Oh, to hell with it. The current trial is now in suspension and Diagasvesle, you are now under charges of not getting naked in front of us. Does the defense have an opening statement?
Oh, to hell with it. The current trial is now in suspension and Diagasvesle, you are now under charges of not getting naked in front of us. Does the defense have an opening statement?
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I believe my defense attorney does.
I believe my defense attorney does.
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Looks like your defense attorney doesn't.
Does the prosecution have any opening statements?
Looks like your defense attorney doesn't.
Does the prosecution have any opening statements?
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Yes your honor. It has appeared to me that all the time that I have been on, people mistake my title for an old member. That is clearly a lie and does not compute with anything known.
Yes your honor. It has appeared to me that all the time that I have been on, people mistake my title for an old member. That is clearly a lie and does not compute with anything known.
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Your statement has been erased from the court's memory because it had nothing to do with the current trial.
Your statement has been erased from the court's memory because it had nothing to do with the current trial.
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Your honor I do not feel comfortable getting naked in front of people. That means I would have to get neutered just so I don't reveal my actual gender to you.
Your honor I do not feel comfortable getting naked in front of people. That means I would have to get neutered just so I don't reveal my actual gender to you.
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Neutering is popularly used in a male fashion, while spaying is females.
Neutering is popularly used in a male fashion, while spaying is females.
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Well now, what do you have to say for yourself, MR. Diagasvesle?
Well now, what do you have to say for yourself, MR. Diagasvesle?
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Never! I will not reveal my gender at all cost even through I claim to be male! Furthermore I do not own a camera, nor do I feel like purchasing one. Besides, toxicshock and darkfire sound like two villains that hold weapons simliar to their names. Therefore you two must be hiding toxic weapons that shoot shocking fire that is dark!
Never! I will not reveal my gender at all cost even through I claim to be male! Furthermore I do not own a camera, nor do I feel like purchasing one. Besides, toxicshock and darkfire sound like two villains that hold weapons simliar to their names. Therefore you two must be hiding toxic weapons that shoot shocking fire that is dark!
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... I'm not even gonna try to comprehend this.
... I'm not even gonna try to comprehend this.
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In all fairness to the defendant, "neuter" is a blanket term. In a poor metaphor, it is like how the derogatory "Faggot" is usually directed towards males because specific terms exist for the females (in this case, "spaying") but it still applies to both.
The defense may continue if he so pleases. Else this shit's never gonna finish, and I'm gonna miss House.
In all fairness to the defendant, "neuter" is a blanket term. In a poor metaphor, it is like how the derogatory "Faggot" is usually directed towards males because specific terms exist for the females (in this case, "spaying") but it still applies to both.
The defense may continue if he so pleases. Else this shit's never gonna finish, and I'm gonna miss House.
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If we miss House, you're getting twenty-five to life.
If we miss House, you're getting twenty-five to life.
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Hmmmmm, ok, as defense I remove all my clothing and there you see my naked body. I leave the rest up to your imagination. Ok, can we now get back to the actual case or do you want Mo bring in the baliff?
Hmmmmm, ok, as defense I remove all my clothing and there you see my naked body. I leave the rest up to your imagination. Ok, can we now get back to the actual case or do you want Mo bring in the baliff?
